Hooper's SIGNED...says Dazzer's source

[Factamondo]

wheres me tamazepam

[Tarbie]

"Hello, Dubai Police? How much for grassing up Tarbie, I know where he lives / drinks / and what motor he drives........" :=):

Unfortunately the Dubai police know what motor I drive too Steve........they impounded it last month cos I was driving like a tw*t!!!

[shanns]

I will be strung up by the gonads if this deal doesn't come off.

[MattyRangers]

I will be strung up by the gonads if this deal doesn't come off.

Don't knock that - I pay "Madam Pain" £75 for half hour to do that to me. Although she does lick whipped cream off me nipples & give me a lollipop afterwards for that price which is always nice.

[QPRWEBBIE]

Don't knock that - I pay "Madam Pain" £75 for half hour to do that to me. Although she does lick whipped cream off me nipples & give me a lollipop afterwards for that price which is always nice.

She only charges me £50, maybe that's because there's more of you Donkey boy

[Dazzer1977]

She only charges me £50, maybe that's because there's more of you Donkey boy

Nope! You're wrong Webbie. It's because Matty's body circumference and mass is much bigger. It's like expecting flight prices to be the same on routes from San Francisco to Miami as Exeter to Luton.

I used to get change out of a bullseye, now I'm approaching £60. The years just haven't been kind! I still my helmet on the floor thou

[QPRWEBBIE]

Nope! You're wrong Webbie. It's because Matty's body circumference and mass is much bigger. It's like expecting flight prices to be the same on routes from San Francisco to Miami as Exeter to Luton.

I used to get change out of a bullseye, now I'm approaching £60. The years just haven't been kind! I still my helmet on the floor thou

To be fair I was going to say that but didn't want the Mods on me case for bullying that's why I gave Matty the benefit of doubt that he was hung well and also knew he would of come back with that being the reason for getting charged extra

[Dazzer1977]

To be fair I was going to say that but didn't want the Mods on me case for bullying that's why I gave Matty the benefit of doubt that he was hung well and also knew he would of come back with that being the reason for getting charged extra

I hopefully covered that base with my comment about my waistline growing

Unless there are some infraction points in the post!

[MattyRangers]

She only charges me £50, maybe that's because there's more of you Donkey boy

How the hell do you know of my Equidae-esque phallus

[QPRWEBBIE]

I hopefully covered that base with my comment about my waistline growing

Unless there are some infraction points in the post!

Matty is on a health kick as his going to Vegas soon and wants to impress the scantly clad tottie with his buggie smugglers,he went for one extra size down to get that extra package.

[MattyRangers]

Matty is on a health kick as his going to Vegas soon and wants to impress the scantly clad tottie with his buggie smugglers,he went for one extra size down to get that extra package.

Don't forget the old rolled up football sock trick. Works a treat. In Magaluf last summer I was affectionately known as "Pringle" due to me convincing numeorus admirers of my package hat I could drop me chap into an empty tin of pringles (not a snack size pot) and it would hit the bottom.

[shanns]

Or shanns will be living off Asda valpue tins of beans for the rest of the month

Don't knock that - I pay "Madam Pain" £75 for half hour to do that to me. Although she does lick whipped cream off me nipples & give me a lollipop afterwards for that price which is always nice.

bet u don't end up eating through a straw though Matty.

[QPRWEBBIE]

Don't forget the old rolled up football sock trick. Works a treat. In Magaluf last summer I was affectionately known as "Pringle" due to me convincing numeorus admirers of my package hat I could drop me chap into an empty tin of pringles (not a snack size pot) and it would hit the bottom.

Our Sir Les used to have a party trick like you Matty, when he played for Southall he used to entertain with dropping his into a pint glass but there were no rolled up socks involved.

[3London]

Do you think he will want to sit next to Ched on the Bus? or help Danny pick out some curtains in his New house?

[jmelanie]

Does anybody know if our improved bid has been accepted by Celtic?