Hooper's SIGNED...says Dazzer's source

[Tarbie]

West Ham are 8/1 now, were 33/1 at the start of the day!

[Rebel R's]

I have no doubt that Hooper has not yet signed as the thread title says BUT I have a feeling he will.

[Johnnykc]

Our Sir Les used to have a party trick like you Matty, when he played for Southall he used to entertain with dropping his into a pint glass but there were no rolled up socks involved.

Even if I squatted down as low as I could AND tied a weight on it........I would barely reach the bottom of a bottle top......

[Lunar Jetman]

Any update Dazzer? Your posts have gone from source chasing:

I'd be gutted if this turns out to be true! There was always a worry that a Premiership Club would step in once it became apparent that a deal was agreed with Celtic, but my source clearly said to me "he's signed so I still have no reason to disbelieve him given everything else was spot on. I'll try and speak to my source after 10am. He won't surface until around then so I'd just be bombarding him to no avail.

To talking about Matty's weight and knobs.....

Nope! You're wrong Webbie. It's because Matty's body circumference and mass is much bigger. It's like expecting flight prices to be the same on routes from San Francisco to Miami as Exeter to Luton.

I used to get change out of a bullseye, now I'm approaching £60. The years just haven't been kind! I still my helmet on the floor thou

Have you been let down and don't want to say?

[CroydonCaptainJack]

West Ham are 8/1 now, were 33/1 at the start of the day!

To be fair that is probably just the weight of Mattys (and anyone else on here who has bet on him joining them) money!!

[QPRDave]

Think we probably all know he ain't joining QPR......The only consolation is our interest has pushed up what someone else will have to pay.
Move on HR there must be someone out there with a bit of quality that wants to play for us

[MattyRangers]

To be fair that is probably just the weight of Mattys (and anyone else on here who has bet on him joining them) money!!

In fairness I only had a blue note on it but sshhh!

[Dazzer1977]

Any update Dazzer? Your posts have gone from source chasing:



To talking about Matty's weight and knobs.....



Have you been let down and don't want to say?

Finally spoke to my pal and he insists nothing has changed. I can't say anymore than I already have fella because I know nothing else right now. I said at the start 48 hours and given what Redknapp has been quoted as saying I think he and the club want a decision pronto. As I also said it's very unprofessional of Redknapp to name names directly unless he's either peeved off or it's done and dusted. My CTRL and R keys are looking extremely worn given the amount of page reloading I'm doing on the official site. I know nothing more than I've already said, sorry.

[Tarbie]

In fairness I only had a blue note on it but sshhh!

I only had a fiver on it myself!

[qpr4life]

Finally spoke to my pal and he insists nothing has changed. I can't say anymore than I already have fella because I know nothing else right now. I said at the start 48 hours and given what Redknapp has been quoted as saying I think he and the club want a decision pronto. As I also said it's very unprofessional of Redknapp to name names directly unless he's either peeved off or it's done and dusted. My CTRL and R keys are looking extremely worn given the amount of page reloading I'm doing on the official site. I know nothing more than I've already said, sorry.

Im gonna stick with you on this Dazzer.

Cheers for the update - I assume this means that he has still signed for us/will sign for us and it will be announced asap.

Thanks

[MattyRangers]

Finally spoke to my pal and he insists nothing has changed. I can't say anymore than I already have fella because I know nothing else right now. I said at the start 48 hours and given what Redknapp has been quoted as saying I think he and the club want a decision pronto. As I also said it's very unprofessional of Redknapp to name names directly unless he's either peeved off or it's done and dusted. My CTRL and R keys are looking extremely worn given the amount of page reloading I'm doing on the official site. I know nothing more than I've already said, sorry.

Well I'll be damned; never knew you could refresh a page like that! Cheers Dazzer - learn something new everyday eh.

[Tarbie]

Finally spoke to my pal and he insists nothing has changed. I can't say anymore than I already have fella because I know nothing else right now. I said at the start 48 hours and given what Redknapp has been quoted as saying I think he and the club want a decision pronto. As I also said it's very unprofessional of Redknapp to name names directly unless he's either peeved off or it's done and dusted. My CTRL and R keys are looking extremely worn given the amount of page reloading I'm doing on the official site. I know nothing more than I've already said, sorry.

Don't think it will be on the official anytime soon. We'll hear about a medical off the record first I'm sure before there are any official announcements!

[CroydonCaptainJack]

Well I'll be damned; never knew you could refresh a page like that! Cheers Dazzer - learn something new everyday eh.

Or the F5 button Matty. Even quicker.

[essex]

I don't believe it at all, if he had signed as the OP was claiming then there would be mroe and more rumours coming up from various sources (like the Dunne and Simpson deals). In this instance, the OP had heard rumours we were getting close and wanted to give his ego a boost. The fact is if he had signed when the OP claimed he had, we would have heard something, and if he does sign i am sure he is going to try and spin it that his sauce is in fact correct. Whereas he is probably sat at home in front of his computer reading the replies on this thread inflating his ego.

[Dazzer1977]

Well I'll be damned; never knew you could refresh a page like that! Cheers Dazzer - learn something new everyday eh.

If you loved that then get your lips around these...

Shortcut keys
CTRL 1-8 – Switch to the specified tab, counting from the left.
CTRL 9 – Switch to the last tab.
CTRL N - New window
CTRL T - New tab
CTRL W - Closes the tab (useful it the misses walks in on you at the wrong moment)
CTRL E - Opens new explorer window
CTRL Q or ALT F4 - Quit Browser

Mouse Actions for Tabs
Middle Click a Tab – Close the tab.
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Navigation
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ESCAPE – Stop.
ALT + HOME KEY – Open homepage

Address Bar
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Search
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CTRL Shift+G, Shift+F3 – Find the previous match of the searched text on the page.

History & Bookmarks
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CTRL J – Open the download history.
CTRL D – Bookmark the current website.
CTRL Shift Del – Open the Clear Browsing History window.

Other Functions
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