Another Barton thread I'm afraid!

[NW_Hoopz]

I like your style NW!


I'm a fan of the old Roman torture treatment of placing a bowl of water on somebodys head & tying their winky in a knot and also their hands and legs together (so they obviosuly cannot remove the bowl). Keep filling the bowl with water so as to give the "victim" 2 options:

Drown or drink the water and wait for the stomach to explode when urination cannot take place due to the knotted winky.

Now in fairness I think this may be a tad OTT for our Joey - but a great way to treat peadophiles and the like.

What about people who's winkies aren't long enough to tie a knot in ?

Present company excluded obviously !

who am I trying to kid ......... Be lucky to get a clothes peg on mine now my gut has expanded !

[Rebel R's]

Well Harry said it all really( again this morning),With Barton it's all about the money,please please please do not pay this guy off,if we start doing that with everyone we will be in big trouble,he never turned up for training,so for everyday he doesn't turn up fine him a weeks wages,that must be within our right,and if he wants to leave he must do so on our terms not his!

[SuperHoopNik]

Stayed over at Mackie's last night and was at training today

[twranger]

Stayed over at Mackie's last night and was at training today

Did you? You move in the right circles then! What's his gaff like?.................

[Rich]

Joey needs to drop the resentment he keeps inside with the latest tweet "expelled". He was "expelled" because he was a tool and needed to be punished. He's proved in France that he can be a good boy like most other overpaid pro footballers.

[maverick69]

Joey needs to drop the resentment he keeps inside with the latest tweet "expelled". He was "expelled" because he was a tool and needed to be punished. He's proved in France that he can be a good boy like most other overpaid pro footballers.

With his highly narcissistic personality, and a readily available medium to vent said personality, I wouldn't hold your breath.......

[swede]

Let him train with the reserve/youth team until he is annoyed and agrees to leave for free.

Word. He is trouble and more trouble will come from him if he stays.

[QPRDave]

Did you? You move in the right circles then! What's his gaff like?.................

Holes in all the walls where he runs into them?

[jmelanie]

Joey tweets to get a rise out of people, which he usually manages to do. People should stop taking notice of what he says, because I am not sure he means the half of it. If people were to ignore his tweets and other pronouncements, there would be no point in his doing it, so he would stop.

[12321]

Doesn't he have his own family pad in London?
If so, why was he staying at Jamie's?

[SuperHoopNik]

Did you? You move in the right circles then! What's his gaff like?.................

Decent but it's full of long corridors with obstacles all over the place. He tells me it ain't a problem though, you just have to keep running and ram past everything.

[jmelanie]

What is he actually doing at the moment? He is tweeting about going to the races etc etc. Why are we paying him for doing this? If he is still with the Club and being paid by them, he should be doing something rather than just enjoying himself.

[Norths]

Totally agree Jane

[Yousef]

As I said, force him train with the youth team.

[DouDou_87]

He's a **** footballer above anything else. Greatest persona he ever built up was that of being a good player.

Genuinely don't know why we spend so much time talking about him on here considering the contempt he has shown our club time and time and time again.