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  • BUSHRANGER1982
    Gold Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 5666

    #31
    I reckon we should only have members of the Walton family playing for us.
    Just think of the years, and years, and years, of utterly boring tedium, nothing to discuss on forums, nothing to read about in papers during the terminally boring close season, just nothing about a group of players so bland in character, they don't even get a parking ticket every now and again.

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    • vblockranger
      • Mar 2009
      • 15218

      #32
      Originally posted by BUSHRANGER1982
      I reckon we should only have members of the Walton family playing for us.
      Just think of the years, and years, and years, of utterly boring tedium, nothing to discuss on forums, nothing to read about in papers during the terminally boring close season, just nothing about a group of players so bland in character, they don't even get a parking ticket every now and again.

      lol would match some of the yogurt knitting fans we have perfectly

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      • essex
        Bronze Seat
        • May 2011
        • 755

        #33
        Originally posted by vblockranger

        lol would match some of the yogurt knitting fans we have perfectly
        Sorry all us fans arent Jeremy Kyle wannabies like you

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        • vblockranger
          • Mar 2009
          • 15218

          #34
          Originally posted by essex
          Sorry all us fans arent Jeremy Kyle wannabies like you
          i sometimes think i AM Jeremy Kyle with the kind of people i have to talk to on here! Obsessive compulsive yogurt knitters with a drama queen syndrome.
          Last edited by vblockranger; 05-06-2012, 11:28 AM.

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          • BUSHRANGER1982
            Gold Seat
            • Mar 2009
            • 5666

            #35
            Originally posted by vblockranger

            lol would match some of the yogurt knitting fans we have perfectly
            Careful, you'll have them choking on their muesli next.

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            • Johnnykc
              Silver Seat
              • Mar 2012
              • 2146

              #36
              I've got to ask.........what's a 'yoghurt knitter'?............

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              • Will M
                Silver Seat
                • May 2012
                • 2737

                #37
                Originally posted by Johnnykc
                I've got to ask.........what's a 'yoghurt knitter'?............
                The zen master of knitting, someone so adept they can even knit with the fabric of time and space.

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                • vblockranger
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 15218

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Johnnykc
                  I've got to ask.........what's a 'yoghurt knitter'?............
                  Definition.. from Urban Dictionary

                  Yoghurt Knitter
                  n A term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a ******

                  A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
                  The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

                  I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

                  I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson" etc etc....

                  Yoghurt Knitter: n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference...

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                  • Ginger Ninja
                    W12 Seat
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 17458

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Johnnykc
                    I've got to ask.........what's a 'yoghurt knitter'?............
                    i was just thinking that, how do you knit yoghurt?? :O_O:
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                    • Ginger Ninja
                      W12 Seat
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 17458

                      #40
                      Originally posted by vblockranger
                      Definition.. from Urban Dictionary

                      Yoghurt Knitter
                      n A term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a ******

                      A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
                      The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

                      I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

                      I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson" etc etc....

                      http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...hurt%20knitter

                      cheers for that!
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                      • Johnnykc
                        Silver Seat
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 2146

                        #41
                        Originally posted by vblockranger
                        Definition.. from Urban Dictionary

                        Yoghurt Knitter
                        n A term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a ******

                        A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
                        The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

                        I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

                        I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson" etc etc....
                        well....you're never to old to learn new expressions!.....

                        I intend to use the term 'yoghurt knitter' on this very forum in the very near future.....

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                        • QPRDave
                          The number 10
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 32060

                          #42
                          Originally posted by vblockranger
                          Definition.. from Urban Dictionary

                          Yoghurt Knitter
                          n A term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a ******

                          A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
                          The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

                          I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

                          I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson" etc etc....

                          http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...hurt%20knitter

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                          • brightonr
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 10922

                            #43
                            Originally posted by vblockranger
                            The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.
                            Would that make it a Natural Yoghurt?

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                            • vblockranger
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 15218

                              #44
                              Originally posted by brightonr
                              Would that make it a Natural Yoghurt?
                              yes Brighton it probably would

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                              • Wrighty
                                Bronze Seat
                                • Apr 2011
                                • 269

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Connell10
                                i bet if barton come from west drayton you would be all for hanging him by now , wouldnt you mate??
                                My you are a sensitive soul! I'm sorry that my fact offended you! But please don't take it personally.

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