QPR Urban and Cockney Rhyming Slang Thread

[msranger]

Hamstead heath=teeth
My hamsteads still on show with a grin since BZ smashed that goal

[Connell10]

hampton wick = p RICK , as in "i say what a utter hampton that robbie savage chap is"

[Connell10]

rangers reserves = nerves, as in "that robbie savage gets right on my rangers!" , "what a james the bloke really is" "in fact the biggest hampton on tv"

[vanhoop]

Pie and mash= cash
Fulham will have to tighten on the the pie and mash front.

[vanhoop]

Tilbury dock= c ock
Did Jacko touch al fayeds tilbury

[vanhoop]

Bottle and glass= a rse
Did Jacko do al fayed up the bottle? One Hampton he screamed and they've got him down as an iron

[easthertsr]

Alan Whickers- Knickers
Don't get your Alans in a twist just cos Maiga is coming on!

[Awin]

Adam and Eve it = believe it
Pony and trap - crap

I don't Adam and Eve it that al fayed thought that the Jackson statue being removed was the reason Fulham got relegated and not just because they were pony.

[scooter lad]

excuse me, just off to the junior.

[Kevin Mcleod]

david gower - shower
Derek pringle - single
Eddie murphy - two days on the pish

[vanhoop]

Darjeeling= ceiling
I was dancing on the Darjeeling when Bobby scored

[Kevin Mcleod]

Adam and Eve it = believe it
Pony and trap - crap

I don't Adam and Eve it that al fayed thought that the Jackson statue being removed was the reason Fulham got relegated and not just because they were pony.

You forgot apples and pears.

[Ginger Ninja]

Will we be signing Tom Ince? Not a scooby, mate.

Scooby doo = clue

[coneysboots]

Darjeeling= ceiling
I was dancing on the Darjeeling when Bobby scored

Like your Plymouth Van. Plymouth Argyle = style.

[West Acton]

Good effort so far guys few have had me laughing