QPR Urban and Cockney Rhyming Slang Thread

[mason]

Boat race =face
Mince pies =eyes

Looking at them derby fans boat races. I still laugh watching the tears in there mince pies

[TRING-RANGER]

I dont think so Surrey dock =pox as in half a gross of the Surrey docks = dose of the pox

well i doff my *** for tat {hat) for your wisdom

[blue and white]

Whistle and flute = suit. Was my granddad's favorite. I also remember him saying he is brown bread = he is dead, at the telly a lot.

[blue and white]

The worst would have to be from Oceans eleven when the guy says we and in a barney. As in barney rubble for trouble. Who the **** says that. You have a Barney with the misses. ****** septic's. Septic tank = ****

[dogsrrs]

well i doff my *** for tat {hat) for your wisdom

Dont you mean titfa tat = hat not your brown paper = caper this is it