QPR Urban and Cockney Rhyming Slang Thread

[West Acton]

Ok for a bit of fun thought it would be a giggle to have a cockney rhyming/urban slang thread but we have to keep it QPR related

I have noted in the past some posters have questioned what is meant in some threads when slang etc is used so this will be both an educational and hopefully funny thread. The catch is however to try and keep the thread QPR related so 1) give your word and its use 2) put it in a sentence about QPR

Expecting lots of input on this from Facto and Van as they seem to know their stuff. so up first I give you

PONY - Used to refer to £25

'I cannot believe Rangers are charging us a Pony to watch us play s hitty Fulham in the cup'

[qblockoompah]

Or charging us a Pony to watch that Pony team Fulham. See what I done there West?

[West Acton]

Fugly - Joint words to make up f ucking ugly

'Good god did you see that fugly bird in the Rangers top earlier; munter'

[West Acton]

Or charging us a Pony to watch that Pony team Fulham. See what I done there West?

I did that's my boy Oompah keep them coming

[qblockoompah]

I went absolutely ****ing Radio when bobby scored at wembley.

Radio Rental = Mental

[Factamondo]

toby jugs=mugs................those fulham chaps really are a load of tobys!

[West Acton]

Stench Trench - Smelly f anny

'That Palace fan is a right stench trench he is defo in need of a wash'

[West Acton]

Jam Roll - A rse hole

'Oi Bosingwa you jam roll; do one back to Chelsea'

[Factamondo]

james hunt = c unt......oi terry...your'e a f ucking james hunt

[West Acton]

Britney Spears - Beers

'Anyone fancy a few Britneys before the Rangers game'

[kron-1664]

Britney Spears - Beers

'Anyone fancy a few Britneys before the Rangers game'

We used to call all the Old Compton Street mob , Britneys

[mason]

Plates of meat. Feet

At Wembley Bobby zamora had the rangers fans dancing. On there feet

[Greg1882]

Apples and pears = Stairs

Rangers going up the apple and pears to lift the cup at wembley thanks to Ohhhhh Bobby Zamora

[West Acton]

Rozzers - Police

There are loads of Rozzers in the Bush today

[msranger]

Chips and peas=knees
Still smashed my chips and peas when bobby scored