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  • frapps
    Bronze Seat
    • Sep 2009
    • 524

    #1

    Joke Thread

    why did the chicken cross the road.






    Because he was scared of the loft. lol lol lol
    WEST COUNTRY RANGER
  • qprdebbie
    Apprentice
    • Mar 2009
    • 103

    #2
    What do you call a donkey with 3 legs??



    Wonky

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    • vanhoop
      CCG
      • Mar 2009
      • 9642

      #3
      what do you call a dog with 3 legs



      eileen
      Ooh northern lads love gravy

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      • IHLC
        Bronze Seat
        • Sep 2009
        • 314

        #4
        What do you call a donkey with two legs?

        Pellicori

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        • QPRbob
          Silver Seat
          • Mar 2009
          • 1515

          #5
          Originally posted by IHLC
          What do you call a donkey with two legs?

          Pellicori
          Opinions are like A******s, everyone has one, but nobody wants to see the other guy's.
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          https://twitter.com/#!/QPRBOB

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          • Morris
            Gold Seat
            • Mar 2009
            • 8965

            #6
            Originally posted by IHLC
            What do you call a donkey with two legs?

            Pellicori

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            • vanhoop
              CCG
              • Mar 2009
              • 9642

              #7
              what do you call an indian locked out of his house



              gung ga din
              Ooh northern lads love gravy

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              • BennyBoyRs
                I like 'Lone' time
                • Mar 2009
                • 13695

                #8
                Originally posted by vanhoop
                what do you call an indian locked out of his house



                gung ga din
                It took me about 30 seconds, but all the same
                Your mum would love me...

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                • geejaybee
                  Silver Seat
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 3377

                  #9
                  What do you call a zoo with just a couple of animals in it ?

                  a ****zu.

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                  • geejaybee
                    Silver Seat
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 3377

                    #10
                    Had a Lebonese curry last night

                    I was up all night with the Shiites

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                    • geejaybee
                      Silver Seat
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 3377

                      #11
                      Saw Van Gough in the pub last night and asked if he'd like a drink

                      He said no thanks I've got one 'ere.

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                      • geejaybee
                        Silver Seat
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 3377

                        #12
                        Originally posted by geejaybee
                        What do you call a zoo with just a couple of animals in it ?

                        a ****zu.
                        Thats supposed to read S-H-I-TZU

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                        • vanhoop
                          CCG
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 9642

                          #13
                          a vicar books into a hotel room and sez to the receptionist,i hope the p o r n channel is disabled.she replies no,its just regular p o r n you sick *******
                          Ooh northern lads love gravy

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                          • vanhoop
                            CCG
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 9642

                            #14
                            the latest craze is to fill a womans vagina with vodka and then suck it out.doctors are warning about the dangers of ***** drinking
                            Ooh northern lads love gravy

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                            • bushcelt1
                              CCG
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 11070

                              #15
                              England winning the world cup.[joke]!!!
                              PRIDE OF LONDON.

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