Joke Thread

[72bus]

my mate paddy always wears 2 condoms , i asked him why . he replied " to be sure to be sure"

[davidla80]

It's my wife's birthday today. She asked for something when she takes a bath.
I got her a toaster...

[Itsonlyagame]

Patient "Doc, I keep singing the green green grass of home"
Doctor "You have Tom Jones syndrome"
Patient" Is it common"
Doctor "It's not unusual"

[QPR71]

Patient: Doctor, my c*nt smells of coconut.
Doctor: Well, its bounty.

[WeAreQPR12]

Patient "Doc, I keep singing the green green grass of home"
Doctor "You have Tom Jones syndrome"
Patient" Is it common"
Doctor "It's not unusual"

Dreadful!

[Itsonlyagame]

Dreadful!

i know what you mean but tickled me all the same

[Ramsgate Hoop]

My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter and was horrified.

She didn't know what was worse, the fact I was having sex with our daughter, or the fact the hospital let me take the fetus home.

[Ramsgate Hoop]

I ran into lesbian twin sisters today. Actually I'm not sure if they were twins, but they definitely lick alike.

[Itsonlyagame]

My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter and was horrified.

She didn't know what was worse, the fact I was having sex with our daughter, or the fact the hospital let me take the fetus home.

That is plain wrong, but funny all the same.