we have more chance than the irish
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Took the wife out last night...................................
One punch
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nastyI played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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i see my mate the other day,he,s only got one arm bless him.i said where you off to,he said to change a light bulb.i said thatll be a bit awkward wont it.
he said dont be a **** i still got the recieptOoh northern lads love gravyComment
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joke for chelsea
Ancelottie just got rushed into hospital!!!
beacuse he has got a bad side.WEST COUNTRY RANGERComment
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Best joke ever!
My favorite joke of all time .... WHAT DID THE PLUMBER SAY TO HIS WIFE WHEN HE WANTED TO LEAVE HER?? "ITS ALL OVER-FLO!".....(sound of tumble weed and a gently wind blowing) Ill get me coat!!!!!!LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS
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They have made a film about the death of Eddie Stobart
It looks good as I have seen the trailer
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Not as good as my cracking joke but not bad mate! lol!LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANSComment
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A mate of mine recently admitted he is addicted to brake fluid........ When I spoke to him about it he reckoned he could stop any time.......!God I miss cooke's pie & mashComment
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nice one mate now we are cooking!LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANSComment
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And to think i clicked on the thread for these, come on you can do better than that.Queens Park Rangers
NPower Champions 2010/2011
PREMIER LEAGUE 2011 - ETERNITY (Oh well got that wrong, we'll be back though)Comment
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Little Johnny got kicked out of class today! The teacher asked him, "If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Joanne, £5 to Jane and £5 to Katie, what would you have?"
Apparently, "Three #######s and enough left for a kebab," was the wrong answer.Comment
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my uncle peter was a really crap ventriloquist.......
he used to put his fingers up my #### and tell me not to say anything.Comment
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An Englishman, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are all standing trying to watch a street performer doing his juggling act. The juggler notices that the four men have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you four see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"Comment
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