Wives are young men`s mistresses, companions for middle age and old men`s nurses.
Francis Bacon
Francis Bacon
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I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles -
I've spent all my money on booze, birds and betting. The rest I've squandered
George BestI must away now, I can no longer tarry
This morning's tempest I have to cross
I must be guided without a stumble
Into the arms I love the mostComment
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QPR71 will like this one
"Mythology is encoded in our DNA; unsubstantiated rumors, hearsay and half-truths become the grist for grande stories and wonderous oratories.
But - enough about global warming ;-)"
- Captain SaltyComment
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A good hiding place is hard to findI blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley BowlesComment
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Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funnyI blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley BowlesComment
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley BowlesComment
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The bigger the box, the bigger the things that won't fit in it.I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley BowlesComment
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I knew as soon as I first met my wife that I would spend the rest of my life with her. Unfortunately, even that was too late.
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A mans got to know his limitations - Harry a QPR fan circa 2015Comment
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it“He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long”
Will DanaherComment
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Confucius say crowded elevator smell different to midget.Comment
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always fight fire with fire ( unless you`re a fireman of course )Rangers,Scooters ,Tunes and TrainersComment
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'Only a Ranger!' cried Gandalf. 'My dear Frodo, that is just what the Rangers are: the last remnant in the South of the great people, the Men of West London.' - Lord of the Rings, Book II, Chapter I - Many Meetings.Comment
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