Harry's already signed some players

[MattyRangers]

Lampard's going to LA Galaxy - not us.

[Dazzer1977]

Lampard's going to LA Galaxy - not us.

£4.6 million a year plus bonuses from winning the MLS etc. Only thing i can see that would stop that is Christine Bleakley and her career over here.

[MattyRangers]

£4.6 million a year plus bonuses from winning the MLS etc. Only thing i can see that would stop that is Christine Bleakley and her career over here.

She's already got a career offer mate, it's sorted.

She is going on the Ripley's Believe It or Not tour to eat apples through letterboxes.

[QPRDave]

Prefer Fred over Frank tbh, can he do any step overs?

no but he's a dab hand with cellar conversions!!!

[scuberry]

no but he's a dab hand with cellar conversions!!!

Yeah but Fred will only be the short term answer as he only papers over the cracks and just like the others will be found out eventually,and dont really see Rose as a WAG !!

[Ric-Roc]

wouldn't care if it was Fred West, us getting out of trouble is more important than any anti chelsea nonsense .

Exactly. Sad people's infatuations.

[qblockoompah]

She's already got a career offer mate, it's sorted.

She is going on the Ripley's Believe It or Not tour to eat apples through letterboxes.

That last line is beautiful . Comedy gold

[NW_Hoopz]

She's already got a career offer mate, it's sorted.

She is going on the Ripley's Believe It or Not tour to eat apples through letterboxes.

Quality ! Not like you to be thinking about fruit though Matty .....

[MattyRangers]

Quality ! Not like you to be thinking about fruit though Matty .....

I love a toffee apple mate - make sure I have my 5 a day every day. Healthy farker, me.

[Wolfy]

He used to kiss the Hammers badge. To faced....

[qpr]

Around 1'30 in, re transfer window. I've made (pause) we will make some good signings - http://www.skysports.com/video/inlin...373206,00.html

[vblockranger]

what next? John Terry? Ashley Cole?

[Gerryhatrick]

I can see Lamps being tempted to a one or two year deal with uncle Harry, why not? He's still got time to join LA Galaxy when he's 37ish, coz not sure Bleakley would be too keen to move to america. Did I read somewhere she was pregs?

And this ex chelsea stuff is so niave, they are proffessional players, and will do their job with whoever they are contracted to because success means more money. If ever there was a chelsea plot or double agent, then its surely SWP, the worst signing in the last 3 years, and that includes Bothroyd and Hulse.

[Ric-Roc]

what next? John Terry? Ashley Cole?

Ye that's realistic

[vblockranger]

Ye that's realistic

bout as realistic as fat Frank wearing a rangers shirt thankfully