Ibrahimovic

[Will M]

When you're sat in row Z
And the ball hits your head
That's Zamora!

[ahR]

booby zamora???

H he corker....

[Del]

Zamora... ha ha.... he doesn't even shoot if the goals 5 yards in front of him with no keeper for fear of missing and embarrassing himself, instead he'd turn and pass it to our full back.

As for Zlatan..... yes undeniably brilliant talent, and another who's tarred with the lazy and uninterested tag very often. Pure class though. Every one of those goals had something superb about them, be it movement, touch, control, strike etc... top drawer.

What a way to christen their brand new stadium though, prestige friendly against england, and one of the best players they've ever had, if not the best, scores 4 top class goals to win the match.

[Robsondinho]

I've been singing his praises for years, and I remember when people laughed when I said he was the best striker in the world. His career and records speaks for its self.

[silvercue]

I've been singing his praises for years, and I remember when people laughed when I said he was the best striker in the world. His career and records speaks for its self.

Yes, the fact he has done it all over Europe, scored goals at the top clubs and won titles in different countries.

The arrogance of some English pundits is sad - they have suggested he is not all that because he hasn't done it in th PL and has had the occassional quiet game against PL clubs. Narrow minded. A great player.

[MattyRangers]

I've been singing his praises for years, and I remember when people laughed when I said he was the best striker in the world. His career and records speaks for its self.

35 goals in 74 games for Ajax
23 in 70 for Juve
57 in 88 for Inter
16 in 29 for Barca
42 in 61 for Milan
10 in 9 for PSG

Thats his league goals record from Ajax onwards - speaks for itself: unbelievebale record across Europe's top leagues.

Also has won the league with every club he has been at (bar PSG as he hasnt had a full season there yet but no doubt they will win it this year). Arrogant so & so, but so long as he is backing it up with these kinda goals, who can knock him!

[Robsondinho]

35 goals in 74 games for Ajax
23 in 70 for Juve
57 in 88 for Inter
16 in 29 for Barca
42 in 61 for Milan
10 in 9 for PSG

Thats his league goals record from Ajax onwards - speaks for itself: unbelievebale record across Europe's top leagues.

Also has won the league with every club he has been at (bar PSG as he hasnt had a full season there yet but no doubt they will win it this year). Arrogant so & so, but so long as he is backing it up with these kinda goals, who can knock him!

Add to that winning 8 league titles in a row.
Only player ever to score in the Champions league for 6 different teams.
39 goals in 85 games for Sweden.
People say he don't do it in big games? Scored the winner in El Classico, Scored the winner in Milan Derbys, etc etc.
Dont do it against English teams? Past 2 games against England he has destroyed us, destroyed Arsenal for Milan and Barca.

But because he don't graft like Jamie Mackie, English press and fans think his crap!

[Stanley]

Trevs was better he took his from a cross,...this one was just up in the air above him, harder to get a clean strike from a cross imo

Furthermore Trevor also had to beat the goalkeeper. This was a great goal but Trev's was better.

[MattyRangers]

Add to that winning 8 league titles in a row.
Only player ever to score in the Champions league for 6 different teams.
39 goals in 85 games for Sweden.
People say he don't do it in big games? Scored the winner in El Classico, Scored the winner in Milan Derbys, etc etc.
Dont do it against English teams? Past 2 games against England he has destroyed us, destroyed Arsenal for Milan and Barca.

But because he don't graft like Jamie Mackie, English press and fans think his crap!

Exactly mate. As you say, I dont buy into this whole myth that he cant do it vs English clubs, the 2 games youve mentioned above he has tore English oppo apart. IMO, he would be superb in the PL, he is a strong player with unbelievable technique. Half the time peoples arguements for foreign players not making it in the PL is something along the lines of "the likes of Stoke would kick them all over the park and they wouldnt want to knwo" - cant imagine Ibra being too phased by Huth & Shawcross tbh!

[QPRDave]

Furthermore Trevor also had to beat the goalkeeper. This was a great goal but Trev's was better.

yes too true Stanley..... and in the top corner.

[swede]

He is good but he´s not Robert Steiner.

[MattyRangers]

He is good but he´s not Robert Steiner.

When I was about 12 I asked that ba$tard for a signature outside the ground and he ran into the club shop and asked them to lock the door. True story.

[swede]

When I was about 12 I asked that ba$tard for a signature outside the ground and he ran into the club shop and asked them to lock the door. True story.

I`ve heard the story from him. U were naked and was sweating. I can`t blame him.

[MattyRangers]

I`ve heard the story from him. U were naked and was sweating. I can`t blame him.

I wasnt sweat. I was covered in Vaseline. It prevents peadophiles grabbing me. A technique I still use to this day.

[Del]

When I was about 12 I asked that ba$tard for a signature outside the ground and he ran into the club shop and asked them to lock the door. True story.

You weren't carrying a knife and fork were you.... he could've feared the worst.