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  • ahR
    Silver Seat
    • Nov 2009
    • 1800
    #1

    Text from a chelski mate of mine regarding the A.R'se this Saturday...

    Whilst we were watching the Gooners make fools of themselves at their state of the art library he texted me the following...

    The #### are their for the taking and maybe the R's will get to nibble on their rotten carcass too......

    Well maybe I'm going overboard but that really tickled me.....COYR's
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    • ahR
      Silver Seat
      • Nov 2009
      • 1800
      #2
      Crikey what's up with you... That was funny....

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        • Sandy Flash
          Apprentice
          • Sep 2012
          • 143
          #3
          Was you supposed to log out and come back in as someone else?
          Stand and Deliver!

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            • Will M
              Silver Seat
              • May 2012
              • 2737
              #4
              Think he means why has no one replied to his thread.

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                • ahR
                  Silver Seat
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 1800
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Sandy Flash
                  Was you supposed to log out and come back in as someone else?
                  Not sure really it just made me chuckle.... And maybe was hoping that others would share any funny texts that they got.... Anyway off to bed so tootlepip folks....

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                    • vanhoop
                      CCG
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 9642
                      #6
                      My mate text me saying anal sex was a bit like his first Chelsea scarf..he didn't want it but his uncle gave it to him anyway
                      Ooh northern lads love gravy

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                        • silvercue
                          Silver Seat
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 4704
                          #7
                          I stopped reading at "chelski mate" ! Was there a joke afterwards?
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                            • MattyRangers
                              Slimmer of The Year
                              • Jun 2011
                              • 24914
                              #8
                              I got a text this morning saying stop going through my bins you pervert before I call the police.
                              You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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                                • Ginger Ninja
                                  W12 Seat
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 17458
                                  #9
                                  I got texts from 3 unknown numbers calling me a ginger knobjockey...
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                                    • Jimmy Floyd Rabbit
                                      Gold Seat
                                      • Sep 2012
                                      • 8957
                                      #10
                                      Side splitting stuff

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                                        • Bracknell Neil
                                          Bronze Seat
                                          • Nov 2009
                                          • 792
                                          #11
                                          If Arsenal are a rotting carcass QPR are a bag of bones at a dog food factory!!

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                                            • Norths
                                              CCG
                                              • Jan 2011
                                              • 13067
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Ginger Ninja
                                              I got texts from 3 unknown numbers calling me a ginger knobjockey...
                                              Sorry mate couldnt resist.

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                                                • Norths
                                                  CCG
                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                  • 13067
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Bracknell Neil
                                                  If Arsenal are a rotting carcass QPR are a bag of bones at a dog food factory!!

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                                                    • loneranger
                                                      CCG
                                                      • Mar 2009
                                                      • 9505
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by vanhoop
                                                      My mate text me saying anal sex was a bit like his first Chelsea scarf..he didn't want it but his uncle gave it to him anyway
                                                      That is beautiful van
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                                                      London Pride is a flower that's free.
                                                      London Pride means our own dear town to us,
                                                      And our pride it for ever will be.

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                                                        • vblockranger
                                                          • Mar 2009
                                                          • 15218
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by vanhoop
                                                          My mate text me saying anal sex was a bit like his first Chelsea scarf..he didn't want it but his uncle gave it to him anyway

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