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  • Factamondo
    You know when you've been factamondoed!
    • Mar 2009
    • 37198

    #1

    fa 'deny conspiracy against qpr fc'

    new fa spokesman 'comical ali akbar hussain' formely of the iraqi governement' dispells any suggestion of an fa conspiracy to help get qpr fc relegated back to the championship.....' just to see there is no foul play in the remaining games we have decided to let qpr fc sign stevie wonder as goalkeeping replacement for paddy kenny and ironside and sandy from crossroads as a new central defensive pairing after the chelsea debacle....to keep the qpr squad fresh for an attempt at an immediate return next season we wont allow them to name any subsitutes for the remainder of the season...we will also allow bolton/blackburn/wigan/villa to start with 23 men on the pitch for thier last two games and play rush goalies....in the unlikely event of qpr looking like getting a result in their final game we will instruct the ref to keep playing until citeh score as long as it does not clash with the champions league final kick off....finally we have suspended manager mark hughes for the last two games due to appalling hairstyle and replace him with our appointed interim manager john terry..............as we have already catorgorically denied their is no fa conspiracy against npower championship team qpr fc!
    you know nothing john snow!!!!
  • Del
    Gold Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 8393

    #2

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    • The Godfather
      Silver Seat
      • Mar 2009
      • 2367

      #3
      Originally posted by Factamondo
      new fa spokesman 'comical ali akbar hussain' formely of the iraqi governement' dispells any suggestion of an fa conspiracy to help get qpr fc relegated back to the championship.....' just to see there is no foul play in the remaining games we have decided to let qpr fc sign stevie wonder as goalkeeping replacement for paddy kenny and ironside and sandy from crossroads as a new central defensive pairing after the chelsea debacle....to keep the qpr squad fresh for an attempt at an immediate return next season we wont allow them to name any subsitutes for the remainder of the season...we will also allow bolton/blackburn/wigan/villa to start with 23 men on the pitch for thier last two games and play rush goalies....in the unlikely event of qpr looking like getting a result in their final game we will instruct the ref to keep playing until citeh score as long as it does not clash with the champions league final kick off....finally we have suspended manager mark hughes for the last two games due to appalling hairstyle and replace him with our appointed interim manager john terry..............as we have already catorgorically denied their is no fa conspiracy against npower championship team qpr fc!

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      • TRING-RANGER
        Silver Seat
        • Feb 2012
        • 1849

        #4
        Originally posted by Factamondo
        new fa spokesman 'comical ali akbar hussain' formely of the iraqi governement' dispells any suggestion of an fa conspiracy to help get qpr fc relegated back to the championship.....' just to see there is no foul play in the remaining games we have decided to let qpr fc sign stevie wonder as goalkeeping replacement for paddy kenny and ironside and sandy from crossroads as a new central defensive pairing after the chelsea debacle....to keep the qpr squad fresh for an attempt at an immediate return next season we wont allow them to name any subsitutes for the remainder of the season...we will also allow bolton/blackburn/wigan/villa to start with 23 men on the pitch for thier last two games and play rush goalies....in the unlikely event of qpr looking like getting a result in their final game we will instruct the ref to keep playing until citeh score as long as it does not clash with the champions league final kick off....finally we have suspended manager mark hughes for the last two games due to appalling hairstyle and replace him with our appointed interim manager john terry..............as we have already catorgorically denied their is no fa conspiracy against npower championship team qpr fc!
        I remember sandy from crossbows bloody good defender

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        • march56
          Silver Seat
          • Jan 2011
          • 1275

          #5
          Originally posted by TRING-RANGER
          I remember sandy from crossbows bloody good defender
          his brother derek played in goal for us!!!

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          • Bluehoop
            Gold Seat
            • Mar 2009
            • 9258

            #6
            Christ this conspiracy is gathering pace - apparently our game against Sjoke has just been moved to Twickenham.
            An FA spokesman is quoted as saying it's all down to a change in flight paths out of Heathrow and a fear of ball interference on Sunday . He further says this has nothing at all to do with moving the goalposts or changing their design to assist the opposition
            #standuptocancer
            #inyourfacecancer

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            • northampton rs
              CCG
              • Mar 2011
              • 2119

              #7
              I think we'd be better off moving Sandy to right back, and signing Andy from little Britain, and using them as wing backs!
              Last edited by northampton rs; 02-05-2012, 01:19 PM. Reason: spelling
              F*CK OFF CHELSEA WEST LONDON IS OURS!
              .2.1.13.

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              • brightonr
                Banned
                • Mar 2009
                • 10922

                #8


                Blimey Facto, that does bring back memories.

                For the younger ones and those from overseas, hear is a bit of info:

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                • QPRDave
                  The number 10
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 32060

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Factamondo
                  new fa spokesman 'comical ali akbar hussain' formely of the iraqi governement' dispells any suggestion of an fa conspiracy to help get qpr fc relegated back to the championship.....' just to see there is no foul play in the remaining games we have decided to let qpr fc sign stevie wonder as goalkeeping replacement for paddy kenny and ironside and sandy from crossroads as a new central defensive pairing after the chelsea debacle....to keep the qpr squad fresh for an attempt at an immediate return next season we wont allow them to name any subsitutes for the remainder of the season...we will also allow bolton/blackburn/wigan/villa to start with 23 men on the pitch for thier last two games and play rush goalies....in the unlikely event of qpr looking like getting a result in their final game we will instruct the ref to keep playing until citeh score as long as it does not clash with the champions league final kick off....finally we have suspended manager mark hughes for the last two games due to appalling hairstyle and replace him with our appointed interim manager john terry..............as we have already catorgorically denied their is no fa conspiracy against npower championship team qpr fc!

                  Phil?....Phil?......Phil Gartside is that you??

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                  • 80sCasual
                    CCG
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 9231

                    #10
                    Originally posted by brightonr


                    Blimey Facto, that does bring back memories.

                    For the younger ones and those from overseas, hear is a bit of info:

                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Tonge
                    It was the 'Rush goalies' that brought it all back, always played with one when we couldn't get enough players.
                    Queens Park Rangers
                    NPower Champions 2010/2011

                    PREMIER LEAGUE 2011 - ETERNITY (Oh well got that wrong, we'll be back though)

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                    • Factamondo
                      You know when you've been factamondoed!
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 37198

                      #11
                      [QUOTE=brightonr;853871]

                      Blimey Facto, that does bring back memories.

                      For the younger ones and those from overseas, hear is a bit of info:

                      [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Tonge[/u

                      for us morev'senior'chaps old boy.....miss diane and meg mortimer every 70's teenagers wet dream at 6.30 on week nights!
                      you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                      • brightonr
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 10922

                        #12
                        [QUOTE=Factamondo;853950]
                        Originally posted by brightonr


                        Blimey Facto, that does bring back memories.

                        For the younger ones and those from overseas, hear is a bit of info:

                        [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Tonge[/u

                        for us morev'senior'chaps old boy.....miss diane and meg mortimer every 70's teenagers wet dream at 6.30 on week nights!

                        Diane, maybe old boy, but I think Meg is overstepping the mark. Don't tell me, you wouldn't refuse Amy Turtle.

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                        • TRING-RANGER
                          Silver Seat
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 1849

                          #13
                          [QUOTE=Factamondo;853950]
                          Originally posted by brightonr


                          Blimey Facto, that does bring back memories.

                          For the younger ones and those from overseas, hear is a bit of info:

                          [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Tonge[/u

                          for us morev'senior'chaps old boy.....miss diane and meg mortimer every 70's teenagers wet dream at 6.30 on week nights!
                          miss diane was def worth a tug . and meg well i bet she had bush up to her belly button

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