Unconfigured Ad Widget

Collapse

How to beat QPR at Loftus Rd: 3 easy steps

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • W12_Ranger
    Platinum Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 11447

    #1

    How to beat QPR at Loftus Rd: 3 easy steps

    1. Play for a draw and hold your shape

    2. Shoot 2 yards either side off the goalie

    3. Allow Joey Barton time and space on the ball as the ball will be eventually laid on a plate for you
  • MYU
    Administrator
    • Mar 2009
    • 43464

    #2
    How about "3 easy steps to beat the opposing teams"?

    Comment

    • 80sCasual
      CCG
      • Dec 2009
      • 9231

      #3
      You forgot
      Kick towards the school end in the 1st half.
      Queens Park Rangers
      NPower Champions 2010/2011

      PREMIER LEAGUE 2011 - ETERNITY (Oh well got that wrong, we'll be back though)

      Comment

      • LoftusRoadLad
        W12 Seat
        • Jan 2011
        • 19582

        #4
        You missed out get a player sent off !

        Comment

        • TBLOCKRANGER
          Silver Seat
          • Mar 2011
          • 2909

          #5
          Also send the entire squad a free voucher for a week in sunny Portugal and like 14 year old girls on their first school trip abroad make them send a picture back home of a birthday cake :shy:

          Comment

          • rodman
            Silver Seat
            • Mar 2009
            • 1341

            #6
            "How to win at Loftus Road in one easy step"

            1) Turn up !

            Comment

            • ollyhoops
              Gold Seat
              • Mar 2009
              • 6013

              #7
              Queens Park Strangers are back!

              Comment

              • QPRDave
                The number 10
                • Mar 2009
                • 32060

                #8
                I get the whiff of disillusionment among some of the faithful.

                Comment

                • MYU
                  Administrator
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 43464

                  #9
                  If NW was here, he'd have something to say about this thread.

                  Comment

                  • W12_Ranger
                    Platinum Seat
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 11447

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MYU
                    If NW was here, he'd have something to say about this thread.
                    Yes he'd blame everything bar his own incompetance at this level.

                    Point 1 is a real gameplan against us I feel

                    Comment

                    • jmelanie
                      Gold Seat
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 7525

                      #11
                      Not sure if there is any purpose to this thread. Why are we even talking about other teams?

                      Comment

                      • W12_Ranger
                        Platinum Seat
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 11447

                        #12
                        Nice to see you've had a sex change HA9.....figures!

                        Comment

                        • BennyBoyRs
                          I like 'Lone' time
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 13695

                          #13
                          Point 2 could be avoided by recalling Cerny.

                          Point 3 could be avoided (to an extent) by having players who give him an option. The movement from our wingers and forwards is shocking to say the least.
                          Your mum would love me...

                          Comment

                          • W12_Ranger
                            Platinum Seat
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 11447

                            #14
                            Point 3 highlighted by yourself justified fully in the 30 odd minutes Cisse was on the pitch against Wolves....a player I will be holding personally responsible if we go down.

                            Comment

                            • BennyBoyRs
                              I like 'Lone' time
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 13695

                              #15
                              As harsh as that sounds, you ain't wrong mate. He would have made the world of difference. He cost us those three points, and I am certain he could have helped us win the last two games.
                              Your mum would love me...

                              Comment

                              Working...