Thought this might interest you!

[Tarquin-Rupert Al Fayed]

Looking forward to a splendid afternoon in the Bush tomorrow!


Read this....

http://cc.fulhamfc.com/forum/topics/theres-a-big-divide-in-the-qpr-camp

[Norths]

Yawn, about time this troll was sent packing.

Why he's being allowed to stay is beyond me when we ban our own fans from this site

[Bigdave]

[MattyRangers]

I have heard mate (100% not a rumour, from within the club!) that Mohammed Al Fayed was caught in his office masturbating wearing Michael Jackson's famous white glove whilst bouncing on his thumb. Apparently Clint Dempsey saw it all whilst outside his office awaiting a new contract offer and has said he wants out, he refuses to play for a club owned by a man with such perverted views.
This has caused a great divide in the camp as a few lads (no names mentioned) also enjoy wearing the famous glove to "release tension", but others have sided with Clint and think such an act should be undertaken with a naked hand to maximise pleasure.

Favoured masturbation techniques aside, this surely cant be good for team morale ahead of such a big game? Foolham will need all 58 of their English speaking fans attending the game to be in top voice in order to get the players motivated for the game.


Not hard to start a silly rumour is it.

[QPRDave]

Oh No!!! it must be true cause it's on a Foolham site,and he has explained the reason we haven't heard anything.



Doh!! just thought, it could be lies!! Goddam those cottaging boys are clever!!!

[QPRDave]

I heard that too Matty...............so that's true then!

[W12_Ranger]

what a load off tosh

[Connell10]

cant you ban this ballshiteting prat!!!! if ui see him tomorrow he is defo gonna get a slap!

[SpankwiR]

cant you ban this ballshiteting prat!!!! if ui see him tomorrow he is defo gonna get a slap!

Do you know what he/she/it looks like?

[Connell10]

Do you know what he/she/it looks like?

Small, weedy, spotty with a faint whiff of urine about him! Just like all those soft lads who are foolham fans!

[80sCasual]

Small, weedy, spotty with a faint whiff of urine about him! Just like all those soft lads who are foolham fans!

Also wearing a straw boater, chinos and deck shoes and holding a paper card in one hand and a Latte in the other.

[superhoop67]

the bloke sounds quite genuine , could believe it myself,if true no suprise , Cisse golden boy and Hill the underclass in the pecking order

[SpankwiR]

Small, weedy, spotty with a faint whiff of urine about him! Just like all those soft lads who are foolham fans!

He might be a lump? Eaton's all time Rugger Bugger Rowing Champion who can gwaf 40 pints of real ale without spilling a drop on his his blazer, jeans or boat shoes . Careful what you wish for mush!

[TRING-RANGER]

Looking forward to a splendid afternoon in the Bush tomorrow!


Read this....


http://cc.fulhamfc.com/forum/topics/...n-the-qpr-camp

"Braking his own nose" what he use a car its " Breaking" you pr----k

Another brain cell and you could have been a stinging nettle

[LoftusRoadLad]

I have heard mate (100% not a rumour, from within the club!) that Mohammed Al Fayed was caught in his office masturbating wearing Michael Jackson's famous white glove whilst bouncing on his thumb. Apparently Clint Dempsey saw it all whilst outside his office awaiting a new contract offer and has said he wants out, he refuses to play for a club owned by a man with such perverted views.
This has caused a great divide in the camp as a few lads (no names mentioned) also enjoy wearing the famous glove to "release tension", but others have sided with Clint and think such an act should be undertaken with a naked hand to maximise pleasure.

Favoured masturbation techniques aside, this surely cant be good for team morale ahead of such a big game? Foolham will need all 58 of their English speaking fans attending the game to be in top voice in order to get the players motivated for the game.


Not hard to start a silly rumour is it.