Just thought I'd share a mildly amusing story of my mate Alan at the recent Wigan home game.
He's well known in my area and some may know him down the Rangers as he's a complete cane head and general lunatic who tends to draw attention to himself everywhere he goes.
Anyhow we got pished up after the game and lost him as is standard procedure only to find out the next day from his bride to be that he was in Hammersmith nick and she had been there 4 hours waiting to collect him. It transpired that he had fallen unconcious on to the railway tracks by Barons Court whilst trying to have a slash (don't ask why he was trying to slash on the train lines). He then had to be rescued by the Fire Brigade from the tracks and taken to Charing Cross by Ambulance as he was unconcious. He eventually came round and done a runner in his hospital robe and tried to sneak on a bus without paying to get home. He got caught and ended up getting in fight with the bus driver who called the police who subsequently nicked him! Suffice to say the wedding has been called off but he's out in force for Fulham saturday! Good lad!
He also had to be craned out of an open man hole once as he feel in it pissed.
He's well known in my area and some may know him down the Rangers as he's a complete cane head and general lunatic who tends to draw attention to himself everywhere he goes.
Anyhow we got pished up after the game and lost him as is standard procedure only to find out the next day from his bride to be that he was in Hammersmith nick and she had been there 4 hours waiting to collect him. It transpired that he had fallen unconcious on to the railway tracks by Barons Court whilst trying to have a slash (don't ask why he was trying to slash on the train lines). He then had to be rescued by the Fire Brigade from the tracks and taken to Charing Cross by Ambulance as he was unconcious. He eventually came round and done a runner in his hospital robe and tried to sneak on a bus without paying to get home. He got caught and ended up getting in fight with the bus driver who called the police who subsequently nicked him! Suffice to say the wedding has been called off but he's out in force for Fulham saturday! Good lad!
He also had to be craned out of an open man hole once as he feel in it pissed.
Brilliant! Wish I had a pal like him!
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