Alex fails to agree terms

[Rsonist]

By the way Ric you in on the Onuoha deal at all perchance...? That's looking crucial now and I'm worried Everton have got a serious chance after selling that Russian fella.

[BennyBoyRs]

Don't worry Shania, think it was also aimed at me. "Certain posters" on here have a tendency to suck up to the loudest mouth in the playground. Ignore and move on. Benny AMOST managed it...

It was hardly a dig, and I wouldn't call sharing an opinion as sucking up, either.

Anyway, I apologise for upsetting some of our more sensitive viewers.

May my ears turn to bumholes, and s**t on my shoulders.

[stainrodisalegend]

No worries - in fairness I do normally enjoy Benny's and Matty's posts.

We just need the yellow ticker tape to say we've signed some unknown Belgium and it will be back to peace and harmony and predictions that we will qualify for Europe...

[Ric-Roc]

Rsonist

Heard something a few weeks back but not gonna say on here it really wouldn't help matters.

Hoping it will go through.

[MattyRangers]

Rsonist

Heard something a few weeks back but not gonna say on here it really wouldn't help matters.

Hoping it will go through.

Cue Ric's inbox being inundated with messages asking him to elaborate

[BennyBoyRs]

No worries - in fairness I do normally enjoy Benny's and Matty's posts.

We just need the yellow ticker tape to say we've signed some unknown Belgium and it will be back to peace and harmony and predictions that we will qualify for Europe...

As long as I'm not in Hitler mode, eh?

[MYU]

Queens Park Rangers fail in bid to sign Brazil defender Alex from Chelsea

Chelsea defender Alex will not be joining Queens Park Rangers after failing to agree personal terms, according to reports.

More...

[stainrodisalegend]

yeah, mussolini's fine but i draw the line at adolf...

[Ric-Roc]

Cue Ric's inbox being inundated with messages asking him to elaborate

Inbox full & can't accept any more messages.

You know what I'm talking about anyway. Remember?

[MattyRangers]

Inbox full & can't accept any more messages.

You know what I'm talking about anyway. Remember?

I do indeed mate.

[Sprocket]

Rsonist

Heard something a few weeks back but not gonna say on here it really wouldn't help matters.

Hoping it will go through.

Bloody hell....not sure that sounds very good. Paliadini type mess perhaps

[jmelanie]

http://www.leparisien.fr/psg-foot-pa...12-1827230.php

[Ric-Roc]

That was helpful being in French

[vblockranger]

"PSG: Leonardo confirms the arrival of Brazilian Alex"

[Ric-Roc]

Let them have the greedy b@stard.