Breaking news: John Terry has categorically denied making any racist slur against Anton Ferdinand, however, he has not ruled out shagging his wife.
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Ashley Cole. Bosingwa. Malouda. Obe Mikel. Sturridge. Anelka. Essien. Ramires. Drogba. Kalou. Now affectionately known as “Terry's Chocolates' -
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john terrys had enough of defending crosses, now he just wants to burn themOoh northern lads love gravyComment
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Does anybody know where that pic of Terry getting booted in the face with kick racism out underneath please?Comment
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just added some text for ya:
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makes me sick when people label JT as 'the racist Chelsea defender' - I mean ffs he hasn't been able to defend properly for at least 2 years!Comment
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I don't need to say anything do I ?
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my dad said he's seen the new chelsea calender and it's a bit rude, there's a c**t on every page
i know it's not jon terry, but i couldn't resistComment
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street .
He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Love Hearts.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with TERRY and he had Allsorts!
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Top notch, that.
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Chris Tarrant asks Wayne Bridge, "For £64,000, what is the colour of Vanessa Perroncel's pubic hair? Is it, A - Brown, B - Red, C - Blonde or D - Ginger"
Wayne replies, "Can I phone a friend?"Comment
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