Summer Transfer Rumours (Do not read if they annoy you - OPEN AN HOUR A DAY ONLY

[Hertford Hoop]

Are you dave in disguise

[stokielad]

We should write a novel about the many rumours of the almighty greek god that is davesviews. If he gets 35,000 views here imagine how many book sales he'd get!

[qpr]

Thanks Stokie

[stokielad]

Daves just sent me a pm, will tell you what he says. Wasn't one off him. It was a subject on davesviews by qpr.

No worries qpr mate, don't want you guys suffering on transfers like we do

[davesviews]

Hello guys. Im a Stoke fan (or as you say, Sjoke) haha. I was in our new signings thread on our message board. Honestly, how 'our' supposed davesviews replies on our forums is exactly like on here. It makes me laugh to think that us Stoke fans actually believed such a troll like him. The one thing he got right was Jermaine Pennant, he probably read it in the paper. Can't believe he is trolling you guys as well. I found out he's on here through a user on the OatcakeFanzine message board. I think i may report him to a mod on our message board. Then again, it is funny, he's actually making me laugh.

Your replies to him are bloody hilarious. The fact he says he is ITK also makes me stream tears of laughter at this troll who actually convinced people he's ITK. People actually thought he worked for our local paper lol. Guys, do not take the bate, he's told us stokies that we are close to deals as well. But they keep getting pushed back by him by him saying 'too greedy wages', or 'talks halted'.

Anyway, im looking forward to a day out to you guys. Your a great away day. Good atmosphere. Just think your bloody ticket prices are a bit extortionate.

Have a good day guys.

I am not on The Oatcake messageboard, I post here and that's it. I'm aware of people on Facebook and Twitter to pretend to be me, and that's just sad, they are sad people out there. Do you know that?

[davesviews]

I won't be creating a thread for transfer news again on here.

[davesviews]

Craig Mackail Smith wont be signing for us. Looks like the deal is off. Norwich are in the driving seat and Everton but more Norwich.

[Rebel R's]

While I realise you are a pisstaker ands it's all a bit of a joke that other so called first time poster took things too far and was rightly banned

[davesviews]

Jimmy Bullard should sign tomorrow.

[davesviews]

Everything is sorted out.

[davesviews]

The management team want to push on,there are still some really good players that QPR want,everything is in place to get them.Everyone is refreshed,everything will be done to get players into the club as soon as possible.

[davesviews]

Be back Friday night.

[Scarlet pimple]

Dave, Do you have wet dreams over this, cos farked if i know what you get out of it other than it being sexual.

[Ric-Roc]

I won't be creating a thread for transfer news again on here.

THANK F*CK FOR THAT!!!

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[qprted]

unbeleivable

unbeleivable performance from scarlet pimple,in this thread you can see the sheerr brilliance of scarlet ,this posrer is a total ********ter who just put up a load of crap to get attention,but the amazing scarlet has produced so much skill to make it all so palatable,but somewhere out there theres another qprted,someone like me ,who loves the sound of keyboards pumping