Summer Transfer Rumours (Do not read if they annoy you - OPEN AN HOUR A DAY ONLY

[Jeffro]

Dave did you hear Warnocks Interview on Talk Sport.. He didnt seem to know of our Interest In Craig Mackail Smith... Havent you better warn Neil that he has had a medical at Rangers, and about to sign.

[BennyBoyRs]

Don't be foolish, Jeffro. Things change in football, and it wasn't a full medical, remember? He didn't even have his temperature taken.

[Hertford Hoop]

It was hot yesterday

[Scarlet pimple]

I was in great yarmouth yesterday, had a word with Harry Ramsden, dave he said your pickled onion's are shoite.

[Jeffro]

Don't be foolish, Jeffro. Things change in football, and it wasn't a full medical, remember? He didn't even have his temperature taken.

Haha Benny, they werent sure after seeing a plaster on his heel.. Maybe a long term blister

[qprted]

well

well thanks too comic geniuses scarlet and jethro this has hit a massive 28 000 hits so well done you two theres been some absolutely brilliant stuff on here lets see if we can hit 35 000


now for a erious talk with daves fish and chip shop theres been somethihg that has been iggling me for a long time dave and i must get it off my chest
WHAT ABOUT THE MAGNIFYING PICKLED ONION JAR THEY LOOK HUGE AND AS I GIVE YOU A POUND COIN FOR ONE OF THESE MAGNIFICENT BEAUTIES I ALMOST START TO CRY WHEN I REALISE THAT THEY ARE IN FACT ONLY 25 PER CENT THE SIZE THEY LOOK

[Mellowhoop]

How this has got so many replies I will never know. Other clubs must read this and think what a bunch of wronguns. F**k em if one of daves rumours come true, is he itk?

[Stilts]

I understand everyone being angry,--Davesviews


Don't come back, nobody, not one person or poster asked you too.
If you died tomorrow no one would even blink. Understand? You are done.

Nice.

[BennyBoyRs]

I understand everyone being angry,--Davesviews


Don't come back, nobody, not one person or poster asked you too.
If you died tomorrow no one would even blink. Understand? You are done.

Not one person or poster? Are any posters not human?

And die? That's not an over-reaction.

[Scarlet pimple]

I think Dave should transfer himself over to the Naaarwich board, and give them the benefit of his undoubted wisdom (bowlocks).

[Kirill]

Are any posters not human?

How do we know that all posters are human? Maybe I am really a hamster and you are an orangutan and Davesviews is a wise old raven sitting and eavesdropping on Gianni's window, etc. Animals and birds ... especially birds ... can post on WATRB if they like, no questions asked.

[JonDoeman]

Nice.

Not nice is he!
I wish people would stop quoting the pr1ck,
cos I can still he his rubbish then, despite him being on ignore.

[qprted]

this is so much

this is so much like the cycle hoop thread once comic genius scarlet pimple gets holds of a thread it becomes a legendary post


i dont think many of you realise that scarlet is in the same league as factomondo he can brighten up any thread and hes got a great sense of humour


the reaon why this has got so many hits is because we all follow the scarlet

[Jeffro]

Where is Dave today... Surely Mackal Smith's blister has healed and his flip flop wearing a ss has signed!!

[bushcelt1]

costcutting jeffro.....last seen fishing on the grand union canel in ladbroke grove....out with the cod and in with the perch!!!