Summer Transfer Rumours (Do not read if they annoy you - OPEN AN HOUR A DAY ONLY

[davesviews]

That sounds great!

Please sign CMS
Please be that 6ft 4 striker
Please be Bullard
Please be Bellamy
Please be Me
Please be DJ Campbell
Please be Naughton

Pretty much all strikers

( Thanks Dave, I believe you )

Expected to have 2 players signed by now.

[stainrodisalegend]

Mate, I agree: I've tried to have you banned so I don't have to look at your thread but I think the view of the powers that be is that you just can't shut out comedy gold like yours. So I guess we are going to have to live with each other. Are you gigging at Reading too or are you going for a QPR residency?

[Macca69]

I think there could be some truth in us being after Craig Mackail-Smith because with a surname that long it will boost revenue from letters on the back of replica shirts - 13 if you include the hyphen = £13 extra

[davesviews]

Mate, I agree: I've tried to have you banned so I don't have to look at your thread but I think the view of the powers that be is that you just can't shut out comedy gold like yours. So I guess we are going to have to live with each other. Are you gigging at Reading too or are you going for a QPR residency?

Don't read this thread.

[BennyBoyRs]

I'm getting sick of this, If you dont believe me, Dont look or read this thread? Why is it so hard for you?

Give it a wipe. Stop pretending. I'm the only genuine ITK on here. I'm sick of you giving me a bad name.

Anyway, we're going to speak to Sam Allardyce tomorrow about signing Christopher Samba from Blackburn. Also, we've asked Alan Pardew about two of his West Ham players.

We have made progress with Martin Luther King as well, but he's switched clubs so many times that we're not sure who to approach about agreeing a fee for his services.

[davesviews]

Give it a wipe. Stop pretending. I'm the only genuine ITK on here. I'm sick of you giving me a bad name.

Anyway, we're going to speak to Sam Allardyce tomorrow about signing Christopher Samba from Blackburn. Also, we've asked Alan Pardew about two of his West Ham players.

We have made progress with Martin Luther King as well, but he's switched clubs so many times that we're not sure who to approach about agreeing a fee for his services.

What are you on about?

[SteveQPR1975]

Has Graham been seen at loftus Rd

[bushcelt1]

martin luther king is not dead but is not itk.....he's kkk!!

[BennyBoyRs]

What are you on about?

I'll ask the questions round here.

Sorry, got to use the shower. It's time to molest myself. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

[davesviews]

Has Graham been seen at loftus Rd

Who?

[bushcelt1]

goerge graham

[SteveQPR1975]

goerge graham

[BennyBoyRs]

I Jude saw Heather Graham, if that helps?

[bushcelt1]

graham norton????

[davesviews]

goerge graham

No.