Fridays Caption Competition

[RamseyR]

Hello....Is that Directory Enquiries?......Can you get me the number of a......Gianni Paladini

[swede]

A capriciosa and a pepsi please.

[W12_Ranger]

What is being said here

Hello Gianni, my Agent is on the way over with 30k in a nice little brown envelope as we speak

[Denny Crane]

I got sent to nick cos I slapped some Bitch, and I ended up being someones bitch in the nick, who do I complain to.

[W6hoops]

What is being said here

"Oh hello is that Allah? Yes sorry mate I`m sorry i won`t be able to join the Jihad, looks like i might be joining QPR instead. Maybe in a few years eh?

[westsussexranger]

no officer the orange clothes underneath my suit arent my prision clothes...

its the new qpr 3rd kit

[Robsondinho]

He just done a good interview on ssn.

[Hoops]

''Yes Mr Paladini...I am more than happy to accept your offer of £15k per week on a 4 year contract.''

''Where do I sign?''

[Factamondo]

a womans like a garden.......needs a good dig now an again!.........

[stan_bowles]

a womans like a garden.......needs a good dig now an again!.........

PMSL.

[acricketer]

One nil down to Plymouth? I'll think about it!

[qpr1882]

One nil down to Plymouth? I'll think about it!

lol best one

[Squirrel]

"Now I have done my stint playing Lucas in Eastenders, I can go back to Playing football"

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Hahaha! Damn you pete i was going to do something similar myself! So so funny