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  • qblockpete
    C Club
    • Mar 2009
    • 22186
    #1

    Fridays Caption Competition

    What is being said here

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    • Youvebeenrangered
      CCG
      • Mar 2009
      • 7293
      #2
      " Im goin down the pub for a stella, You just make sure that dinner is on the table for when i get home, or else"...

      Im sorry in advance for anyone takeing offence to this JOKE. It is highly insensitive of me and in no way ment to promote violence towards women.
      Cant believe it, ive been PWOPER MUGGED ORF...

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        • DelTrotter
          Silver Seat
          • Jul 2010
          • 3424
          #3
          You see this *points to head*, it will be on the end of your nose if you dont shut your mouth darling

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            • Quaz
              #4
              i want to go to QPR, they are the only ones with enough money to pay my bail "next time"

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                • MYU
                  Administrator
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 43466
                  #5
                  Can I get into the ladies team?

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                    • acricketer
                      Platinum Seat
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 12068
                      #6
                      "We have not abused"

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                        • Ric-Roc
                          #7
                          'Gianni I have your brown paper bag'

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                            • andythefish
                              Silver Seat
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 1228
                              #8
                              Hi Gianni,I'm out!
                              I came here to chew gum and kick ass,and I'm all outta gum!

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                                • Ginger Ninja
                                  W12 Seat
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 17458
                                  #9
                                  "yeah mate, im out. you got the stuff?"
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                                    • Hertford Hoop
                                      W12 Seat
                                      • Mar 2009
                                      • 15998
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by qblockpete
                                      What is being said here


                                      Which dozey chairman can I dupe into taking me on now
                                      I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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                                        • Bwarren20
                                          Bronze Seat
                                          • Apr 2009
                                          • 504
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by qblockpete
                                          What is being said here

                                          Don't worry ganni I'll come down and slap rowan vine up like I do my misses and he'll leave for nothing.......
                                          "The New Era"

                                          Been there, done that, got the Ledesma t-shirt!

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                                            • qblockpete
                                              C Club
                                              • Mar 2009
                                              • 22186
                                              #12
                                              "Now I have done my stint playing Lucas in Eastenders, I can go back to Playing football"

                                              ALL BEST BANTER AND ALL THE LATEST FROM QPR.
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                                                • RussRanger
                                                  Unlucky Bloke
                                                  • Apr 2009
                                                  • 4055
                                                  #13
                                                  Yep, just on my way out of prison now. Yeah, got my phone, my watch, my money... No, no, never had a comb... Hang on, where's me bleedin' boxing gloves?

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                                                    • James1979
                                                      Silver Seat
                                                      • Mar 2009
                                                      • 4857
                                                      #14
                                                      Never mind the food mum, I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a week!

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                                                        • cocneycowboy
                                                          Bronze Seat
                                                          • Mar 2009
                                                          • 251
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by qblockpete
                                                          What is being said here


                                                          I told them it was a case of mistaken identity and yes they mistook me for a footballer.

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