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  • WeAreQPR12
    C Club
    • Mar 2009
    • 23558

    #16
    Couldn't of been that bad u still ended up going for a greasy curry
    I played sunday league football today.

    Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

    I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

    We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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    • GazzaBazzer
      Apprentice
      • Feb 2010
      • 8

      #17
      i even saw his mate pull his finger.

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      • WeAreQPR12
        C Club
        • Mar 2009
        • 23558

        #18
        that wasn't his finger he was pulling.

        I hear his mate was trying to pull out a henry the 3rd
        I played sunday league football today.

        Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

        I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

        We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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        • jfish
          Silver Seat
          • Mar 2009
          • 3948

          #19
          Originally posted by WeAreQPR12
          Couldn't of been that bad u still ended up going for a greasy curry
          and what a curry that was, Chicken Tikka roll....... i could have one now as it goes.

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          • Hertford Hoop
            W12 Seat
            • Mar 2009
            • 15998

            #20
            Theres nothing worse at a match then when someone drops one or many. The last time I had experienced the same problem was at Old Trafford when we were up there a couple of seasons back. The whole game was interupted by someone dropping some huge gas bombs, it stank and everyone around kept looking at each other thinking who the f**k did that.
            I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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            • Filiranger
              Bronze Seat
              • Apr 2009
              • 587

              #21
              LOL :D
              Mahal kita QPR

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              • themodfather
                Silver Seat
                • Mar 2009
                • 4317

                #22
                F BLOCKHEADS not responsible....we haven't time to pass breath let alone wind with all our imperious chants.....hi ho hi ho

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                • qblockpete
                  C Club
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 22186

                  #23
                  Have to say its fart worse, when travelling by coach on an away game. When someone lets one go, no air and you can feel suffocated for several minutes
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                  • jfish
                    Silver Seat
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 3948

                    #24
                    Originally posted by themodfather
                    F BLOCKHEADS not responsible....we haven't time to pass breath let alone wind with all our imperious chants.....hi ho hi ho
                    It wasnt far back as you lot, although you must of caught a whiff?

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                    • WeAreQPR12
                      C Club
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 23558

                      #25
                      just close your eyes and think your out in the country on a summers day
                      I played sunday league football today.

                      Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

                      I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

                      We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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                      • scuberry
                        Silver Seat
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 1882

                        #26
                        Those silent but deadly ones are awful,the smell just hangs in the air,like the stains in his pants were building up and it ends up a small pile of dried ****,that would continue to waft,i feel sorry for ya smelling that all nite...

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                        • jfish
                          Silver Seat
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 3948

                          #27
                          Originally posted by scuberry
                          Those silent but deadly ones are awful,the smell just hangs in the air,like the stains in his pants were building up and it ends up a small pile of dried ****,that would continue to waft,i feel sorry for ya smelling that all nite...
                          It was dreadful mate and he even had the front to join in and giggle as if to say "who is it"??

                          I left at 82 mins as didnt want to be put orf me curry..., if i concentrate i think i can still smell it.

                          I think he was with a mate who is a Season ticket holder so at the next game i'll ask him who the "F Block Phantom Farter Is" and say is welcome no more.

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                          • Robsondinho
                            Platinum Seat
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 12697

                            #28
                            looooooooooooool
                            @chrisrobson9

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                            • pblockranger
                              Bronze Seat
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 840

                              #29
                              Originally posted by jfish
                              There was someone who was continuosly farting last night in F Block. It was discusting and i think he could have possibly been sitting on a turd...

                              If it was you please own up
                              i bet its the same fella that does it in the bok

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                              • Robsondinho
                                Platinum Seat
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 12697

                                #30
                                fishy...whoever smelt it, you know the rest
                                @chrisrobson9

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