Farter in F Block

[jfish]

There was someone who was continuosly farting last night in F Block. It was discusting and i think he could have possibly been sitting on a turd...

If it was you please own up

[Robsondinho]

loooooooool Thats the worse mystery farters!!!! fricking stink!!!

[robrtid]

Probably the div's behind you, they are always talking poop!

[qblockpete]

can you describe the smell?



Its called process of elimination, then we can find the culprit

[Captain Planet]

That was the smell of bullsh!t lingering from the Flavio era. It'll fade with time and a bit of Fabreeze.

[loneranger]

bet it was your old man fish

[jfish]

loooooooool Thats the worse mystery farters!!!! fricking stink!!!

I think it was the bloke next me who doesnt normally sit there, i am sure he he kept lifting alternate cheeks to try and disguise where it was coming from.

Utter filth, i dont mind the occasional waft but it was literally every 5 minutes..

My pal behind had a proper choke on one..

[jfish]

bet it was your old man fish

He werent there Lone......, Mum's going to Dubai next week so he is saving up all his diabetic points for then..

[jfish]

can you describe the smell?



Its called process of elimination, then we can find the culprit

A proper raw poo smell, not a hint of magners, strongbow, curry just pure and simple "Poo"

[loneranger]

yeah i know he werent there.and i still stand by what i said.i rekon it was him.

[qblockpete]

I can normally tell what beer they have drunk, if someone follows through or move cheeks whilst sitting

[Robsondinho]

[robrtid]

Lone, i am with you, it was deffo Fishy old man,

[qblockpete]

have to say, you can tell a Stella drinker a mile off, if he cracks one out

[GazzaBazzer]

It was defo the newbie in front. Dunno why he was looking around trying to act surprised. May as well of strewn himself across the seats, put his legs behind his head and pulled out a lighter!!