Farter in F Block

[jfish]

what row was he? can we get a pic of him next time and put it up here?

L, M or N not sure.

He has got those rat type eyes. and a pig type bottom..

If he does it again on Saturday i am going to complain to the stewards, could he be committing a crime??

[Macca69]

nah, this is not the meat pie kind of smell. It's nothing short of utter sewage.

The bloke who i think it was seemed to enjoy it too, lifting one cheek and then the other.

The old one cheek sneek eh? Can be enjoyable but not with follow through.

I think this person, or a very good impersonator, was at Sheffield on Saturday. I had to change seats otherwise I would have been sick over the bloke in front.

[Olly]

wow, at least a nine row radius, point him out and we'll shame him?

[mrcparrot]

newbie didn't do it

hey rangers boys, my buddy sent me the thread, so thought I'd reply to clear my name (but not the air as I suspect the cloud is still there)

It was not I that dealt the pie
twas the bloke behind me
how do I know I cannot lie
when he squeezed a bit of wee
came out

[jfish]

Ok Listen out on Saturday and i will start singing; "There's only one Phantom Farter"..

Do you think he sits in F because he thinks F stands for Fart??

[Olly]

Fantastic fragrant freewheeling floateresque flotsam

[jfish]

If your reading Mr Fart Pants, please watch what your eating over the next few days. I don't fancy getting suffocated again on Saturday...

[Olly]

it was more likely the smell of sewage as you said, wafting from a vent pipe connected to drainage.

[hemelhoop]

it was more likely the smell of sewage as you said, wafting from a vent pipe connected to drainage.

Definately the smell of sewage,wafting from some dirty bast**ds vent pipe.

[jfish]

Once again if your reading poo pants please site elsewhere on Saturday....!!!!

[qblockpete]

Are we any closer to finding the phantom F Block farter?

[stan_bowles]

Are we any closer to finding the phantom F Block farter?

Check the thread in general by qprdebbie who sits in 'F block'.

[qprdebbie]

I think he gets the train from feltham and he goes by the allias of mick if thats any help

[Hertford Hoop]

I heard his name was James from Wembley

[THE FLYING COW]

im not so sure

im not so sure hes a he
we should not,outlaw the fact it could be a she
we know too often these high fibre diets,exhume terrible hums
and yes we dont look at the pretty female bums

we look at the fatest baldest geezer around
because we are sure,hed make that terrible sound
but sometimes the sweatest female ,on the whole entire row
can send up a smell,which is a terrible blow

the morale of this story,my young idilic friends
if toxic smells send you round the bends
stay away from tight cheeked females
and send debby some very strong e mails