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  • swede
    Silver Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 3130

    #1

    This season….

    …is like meeting a beautiful and smart girl, having the time of your life, engage and then be stood up at the altar.
  • topperharley
    Silver Seat
    • Feb 2013
    • 2048

    #2
    I would say you've met a bird at the pub, a bit pissed, brought her home and found out she's a he, then he's turned round and given you one.

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    • eam1882
      Silver Seat
      • Feb 2019
      • 1094

      #3
      Those two comments are ollyisims.

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      • swede
        Silver Seat
        • Mar 2009
        • 3130

        #4
        Originally posted by topperharley
        I would say you've met a bird at the pub, a bit pissed, brought her home and found out she's a he, then he's turned round and given you one.
        That’s probably more like it.

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        • KevC59
          Bronze Seat
          • Nov 2021
          • 965

          #5
          Umm, how do you lot know my life history?

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          • KevC59
            Bronze Seat
            • Nov 2021
            • 965

            #6
            And just for the record me and Sylvia/ Steve are blissfully happy

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            • swede
              Silver Seat
              • Mar 2009
              • 3130

              #7
              Originally posted by KevC59
              Umm, how do you lot know my life history?
              I am your therapist.

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              • stanistheman
                Platinum Seat
                • Mar 2009
                • 11151

                #8
                Originally posted by swede
                …is like meeting a beautiful and smart girl, having the time of your life, engage and then be stood up at the altar.
                Yep a lot of sweet and then sour memories.

                Time to move on to a new manager after 3 seasons which is fairly normal at many clubs.

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                • Abseits
                  Gold Seat
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 5010

                  #9
                  The girl's been plastered in make-up and wearing a push-up bra all season though. Some of us have been able to look beyond that facade and see the real woman underneath.

                  This is not a misogynistic post - it's merely developing the analogy.

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                  • WeAreQPR12
                    C Club
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 23548

                    #10
                    Originally posted by swede

                    I am your therapist.
                    I feel like this forum is very similar to one flew over a cuckoos nest and swede is our Jack Nicholson. We all sit up when he enters the room.
                    I played sunday league football today.

                    Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

                    I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

                    We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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                    • SheepRanger
                      Administrator
                      • Apr 2018
                      • 8397

                      #11
                      Originally posted by WeAreQPR12

                      I feel like this forum is very similar to one flew over a cuckoos nest and swede is our Jack Nicholson. We all sit up when he enters the room.
                      What?
                      Holloway next manager!
                      Why you no listen? You think I know fu.ck nothing, but i tell you now, i know fu.ck all...

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