If QPR were a sexual act what would it be?

[West Acton]

Based on results so far anal sex no lube, no warm up, take it

any advances?

[shaggy24]

Claiming to be prostituting and taking money under false pretences

[West Acton]

That’s good shags and so true

[1973 ranger]

No sand in the vaseline Westy

[Undecided]

S&M?

[shaggy24]

BDSM to fans who don't consent

[QPRDave]

If we were a sex act looking at those last two displays, i suggest you watch two women one cup
or whatever it's called, QPR ironically would be the cup

[Hitman34]

Butt farked

[Rangers77]

Self administered rimming. Live online. And filmed on Oxford Street.

[The General]

Cottaging with the Ruperts

[acricketer]

What's that thing with an orange and suffocation?

[Hitman34]

A michael hutchinson......... Being sodomised whilst wearing a tesco bag over his head

[Ready or not]

When you’re going hammer and tongs and the Mrs says “are you in yet?”

[qprjeff1882]

I reckon we could say we've been fisted with both hands right up to the elbows up our ring pieces til we're bleeding and screaming for mercy and the current landlord keeps on twisting it in further while we're handcuffed to the railings

[davieqpr]

Letting your mind make appointments your body can't keep.