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  • rblockells
    Silver Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 2453
    #1

    Woke up this morning feeling fine

    Got Queens Park Rangers on my mind
    Ollie's got us playing the way that the Rangers should
    Oh yeah
    Something tells me I'm into something good
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    • topperharley
      Silver Seat
      • Feb 2013
      • 2048
      #2
      Stop that.

      Everything is rubbish.

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        • MattyRangers
          Slimmer of The Year
          • Jun 2011
          • 24914
          #3
          I woke up with a raging hard on and had a real struggle trying to take an eye lash with it. Had to start a yard or so back from the pan, and slowly waddle forward as my stream got weaker, all whilst endeavour to keep control of my pulsating corey.
          You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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            • LoftusRoadLad
              W12 Seat
              • Jan 2011
              • 19599
              #4
              Originally posted by MattyRangers
              I woke up with a raging hard on and had a real struggle trying to take an eye lash with it. Had to start a yard or so back from the pan, and slowly waddle forward as my stream got weaker, all whilst endeavour to keep control of my pulsating corey.
              and the QPR connection is ?

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                • MattyRangers
                  Slimmer of The Year
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 24914
                  #5
                  Originally posted by LoftusRoadLad
                  and the QPR connection is ?
                  I was wearing my QPR jim-jams whilst all of the above happened.
                  You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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                    • Buffalo
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 1748
                      #6
                      Originally posted by MattyRangers
                      I woke up with a raging hard on and had a real struggle trying to take an eye lash with it. Had to start a yard or so back from the pan, and slowly waddle forward as my stream got weaker, all whilst endeavour to keep control of my pulsating corey.


                      I'm always a yard or so away anyway...

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                        • Kevin Mcleod
                          Referee
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 17322
                          #7
                          Originally posted by MattyRangers
                          I was wearing my QPR jim-jams whilst all of the above happened.

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                            • Hertford Hoop
                              W12 Seat
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 15998
                              #8
                              Originally posted by rblockells
                              Got Queens Park Rangers on my mind
                              Ollie's got us playing the way that the Rangers should
                              Oh yeah
                              Something tells me I'm into something good
                              You saw the manure game last night too then
                              I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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                                • lymehoop
                                  Gold Seat
                                  • Mar 2009
                                  • 7380
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Hertford Hoop
                                  You saw the manure game last night too then
                                  I nearly turned the volume off, cringeworthy
                                  I must away now, I can no longer tarry
                                  This morning's tempest I have to cross
                                  I must be guided without a stumble
                                  Into the arms I love the most

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                                    • Greg1882
                                      Silver Seat
                                      • May 2012
                                      • 4704
                                      #10
                                      It's actually and fc United song. They've got some belters, Man U have ripped it off

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                                        • Kevin Mcleod
                                          Referee
                                          • Aug 2013
                                          • 17322
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Hertford Hoop
                                          You saw the manure game last night too then
                                          Please say we aint gonna copy them mugs.

                                          https://youtu.be/zwm026frZcU

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                                            • WCE
                                              Bronze Seat
                                              • Apr 2013
                                              • 838
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Greg1882
                                              It's actually and fc United song. They've got some belters, Man U have ripped it off
                                              They ripped off Bright side of life from us.
                                              My old man was the star player for HMP Parkhurst during their successful and unbeaten 77/78 season.

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                                                • qprvoyager10
                                                  Bronze Seat
                                                  • Jul 2013
                                                  • 992
                                                  #13
                                                  Get a few wins and then fans seem to think our problems are gone and we doing great. Home defeat just showed that it's back to reality now
                                                  'The problem with quotes on the internet is you don't know if they are authentic' - Abraham Lincoln

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