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  • Hitman34
    Platinum Seat
    • Jan 2012
    • 13959

    #31
    Another bolton fans view..................


    It's time for the captain - Darren Pratley.

    Appearances - 36, 1 goal

    He has been here for FOUR SEASONS now. The upcoming will be his fifth (that's maths) unless he leaves. We're not lucky enough for him to leave. Darren Pratley was a fixture in our Premier League side, and there is every chance he'll be a fixture for us in Division Three which tells it's own tale.

    Minutes Played - 3033

    As captain he was always bound to play more games than most. Injury aside he was usually one of the first names on the team sheet. Despite this, he continued his consistent manner throughout the season - by which I mean he was consistently awful. The most memorable moment from the entire campaign in terms of Pratley performances was him falling on his stupid face. Plus ca change, as they say in the North West.

    Goals Conceded - 65 (1.8 per game)

    As a somewhat dynamic midfielder (ha) I can hold him responsible for any sort of defensive work that he might undertake. The above shows that he was rubbish at that too.

    Review

    Points won per game - 21 at 0.58 points per game. Jesus.

    Passing - 77.5%

    Bookings - 10

    Red cards - 0

    Overall Season Performance - D+

    I gave him a D+ because his first name begins with a D. The plus is for my hope that he leaves.
    nsa/cia spy on this..............┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

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    • James1979
      Silver Seat
      • Mar 2009
      • 4857

      #32
      Originally posted by Hitman34
      Just imagine our midfield.

      Mackie....pratley....henry....el ####.

      (Buries head in hands)
      Toszer in for Henry would be even better

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      • Hitman34
        Platinum Seat
        • Jan 2012
        • 13959

        #33
        got some great news.

        this from uncle tony when asked about pratley.

        Tony Fernandes ‏@tonyfernandes 12m12 minutes ago
        @Jakderippa @1986alfie @OfficialBWFC not true by a million miles
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        everyone breath lol
        nsa/cia spy on this..............┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

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        • Rangers77
          Platinum Seat
          • Aug 2012
          • 11808

          #34
          Originally posted by Hitman34
          got some great news.

          this from uncle tony when asked about pratley.

          Tony Fernandes ‏@tonyfernandes 12m12 minutes ago
          @Jakderippa @1986alfie @OfficialBWFC not true by a million miles
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          everyone breath lol
          Haha. Phew. Have you been practicing mindfulness, Hits? You seem pretty mellow. Hope you're well.

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          • Hitman34
            Platinum Seat
            • Jan 2012
            • 13959

            #35
            Originally posted by Rangers77
            Haha. Phew. Have you been practicing mindfulness, Hits? You seem pretty mellow. Hope you're well.
            Haha. I'm in touch with buddha at the moment mate. But if we make one bad signing, buddha will be going straight out the window.
            nsa/cia spy on this..............┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

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            • upperloft
              Silver Seat
              • Oct 2012
              • 1255

              #36
              I think that Zachary Clough is the only decent one at Bolton.
              C'Mon You Supaaaa!!

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              • Kevin Mcleod
                Referee
                • Aug 2013
                • 17322

                #37
                Stupid made up rumour and then we are relegated..

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                • CroydonCaptainJack
                  Gold Seat
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 6141

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Rangers77
                  Haha. Phew. Have you been practicing mindfulness, Hits? You seem pretty mellow. Hope you're well.
                  Yes I noticed that. I reckon Hits has taken up listening to Ambient/chillout misic.

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                  • hal9thou
                    Silver Seat
                    • May 2012
                    • 4258

                    #39
                    Originally posted by CroydonCaptainJack
                    Yes I noticed that. I reckon Hits has taken up listening to Ambient/chillout misic.
                    Or Thorazine? ;)

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