Ted's Diaries

[QPRDave]

Is harry .losing purposely


YES!!!!!....thats it,.... must be doing it to get at you!!!

[qprted]

i thought so

i thought so

its a personel pop at me

he hates bald fat men


im definately going to the liverpool game now

[qprted]

tony pullis and gerry francis come in and save our club

52 per cent want you in tony now phone up tony fernades and lets get our club saved

[qprted]

gerry

gerry i spoke to you recently at a bathroom shop,i have been buying a lot of bathroom suites lately


you said there firmly that you would not accept the managers job


but surely gerry you would be coach if tony pullis took the managers job

look at the west ham, shambles none of the players can inter act with each other that is the job of qpr s coach but who is the coach im not aware we have one

THIS IS STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART GERRY COME BACK AND SAVE US FROM THE MAD STEVADORE
HIS FOOTBALL IS A MADDENING BORE
HES THJE ONLY MANAGER IVE EVER KNOWN TO TELL THE PLAYERS DONT SCORE
HE SHOULD STAY AT WHAT HES GOOD AT SELLING DONKEY RIDES ON THE SEA SHORE

[hal9thou]

i have been buying a lot of bathroom suites lately

class.....

[Lunar Jetman]

How many bathrooms have you got Ted? Did you win the lottery and have moved into a mansion?

[qprted]

WELL

Well im afraid that when i go crazy i tend to smash up the bathroom


and arry boy has sent me right off my head
its all too much for qprted
i wont kick the cat or the mrs so its the bidet that gets it instead
ive found bits of my old bathroom suites all over the neigbhours garden im afraid to say
that why when qpr lose the locals stay out the way
so if gerry and tony join it will make my day


i dont know if that makes sense
but i guess its better than resulting to violence
arry boy do us all a favour return to the east end where all good dockers live
then i can look at my new colourd bathroom suite with a new positive

[qprted]

arry boy

arry boy our love affair is over
wished youd jump of the white cliffs of dover
without a parachute
now that would be cute
worton ranger is the only friend you got
but as a 65 year old his brains are shot
nothing in this world is for ever
and your management skills are not too clever
no build up from the defence means that we are not playing as a team
your incredible tactical naievity means the midfield always run out of steam
now be a good cockney eat some pie and eals and jump on that train
because definately you have completely done in my brain

[qprted]

facto help me

im ,losing my will to live,its that pie and eal eating snot gobbling ginger fella
someone is telling me its raining and peeing on me head,its ok ive got an umbrella
but can the great odin give me an energy lift
only the magical viking has that gift
oh facto, and can you make it swift

[qprted]

harry redknapp have you ever thought about doing a sandwich round

ER........................ BLINDFOLDED..................................... ON THE M3

[qprted]

give me facto in my veins

keep me happy
keep facto in my veins i pray
keep facto in my veins keep me happy
keep me happy to my dying day

[Stanley]

you're wasted on here ted

I wouldnt say that 72. How many people can say they've got their own dedicated thread on THE number one QPR forum?

It has be to all downhill from there, surely.

[qprted]

er

er im sorry if ive gone off my head,


but i had so much faith in harry,I JUST CANT BELIEVE HIS TACTICAL USELESSNESS

[qprted]

we

we are really hurting ,the pain is unbearable oh great master,i fear we may be heading for a riot
its so sad that the ginger one has come and broken our peace and quiet
he has made us the laughing stock,every single team in london are at our expense having a laugh
and i fear that its going to be time once more to create a blood bath

someone had better twitter the man who owns the planes in the sky
we are sick and tired of being a joke club and harry boy is the reason why
soon it will really hit the fan
as the four hooligan groups start to plan

what happened to briatore is comming around the corner again
its so sad that only violence seems to work its time for us thugs to catch a train
so its the springbok before the liverpool game that i will attend
get rid of ginger and our club will mend

[Awin]

Here comes the winter,
And we sit bottom of the league,
But still don't lose hope.

There you go.., a quick haiku to add to the high brow WATRB.