Ted's Diaries

[Factamondo]

well if mrsf nods off as she is tired i may go forth and investigate!

[twranger]

well if mrsf nods off as she is tired i may go forth and investigate!

don't forget your 'noculars.

[Stanley]

Yellow-bellied sapsuckers I reckon.

[qprted]

thiss has turned into

this has turned into one of my altime favourite threads stanley changed the names of the origional thread and add to that the comic genius of the great factomondo


WOW WOW WOW

LIFE IS A PICTURE OF LOVE PEACE AND HARMONY

ID LIKE TO LIVE FOR ANOTHER ONE HUNDRED YEARS

[Factamondo]

tedward in our hearts you will live forever alongside other qpr legends....springett,clement,macdonald............ .it is better to have loved and lost.............than to never have loved at all!

[Kirill]

Alpen sponsors characters not just on Dave.

[twranger]

harsh

...but true.

[qprted]

well

well i wasnt having a very good day so this factomondo /stanley production has cheered me up thanks guys for that

[Stanley]

well i wasnt having a very good day so this factomondo /stanley production has cheered me up thanks guys for that

Pleasure Ted, thought it'd be nice to combine and rebrand them! Glad it raised your spirits.

[qprted]

yes

yes stanley ive met you in real life you are a very genuine and sincere rangers fan,but another side of you seems to be this ability to make humour from a non humerous topic which can be very elevational
but in me and factomondos case you have saved both of us from life bans when wee go on an emotional insane ramble


so from me and facto

thanks for saving our lives
its because we get our ears bit off from our wives
they try to use us a target for there very sharp knives
but the doddinghurst cuckoos once again
and once more we are going to rangers on a train
we should know better but weve got no brain
soon im going to die because my heart cant take the strain

[qprted]

F A O the great BRIAN BEDFORD

HAVENT SEEN YOU POST MUCH LATELY I HOPE YOU ARE OK,YOU KNOW WE ALL LOVE YOU BRIAN,I WAS TALKING TO MARK LAZARUS AT THE MIKE KEEN TESTIMONIAL ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU STILL PLAYING GOLF OR TENNIS

[WeAreQPR12]

Nice touch ted. We should always remember the greats. Sir les for me was the ultimate legend.

[Stanley]

Ted, is there any truth to the rumour that you changed your wife's name to Brian in honour of the great Brian Bedford?

[qprted]

yes

yes thats tyrue my poor bwife isd called brian bedford issabel


and shes not happy about it,especially as shes going bald and has a sweep over bobby charlton style she really is a strange women

she drinks ten pints of bitter every day,and has an eagle tatood on her hairy chest

[Factamondo]

ted i love you man......a true watrbs legend in jungle greys!