Crouch a done deal apparently

[QPRDave]

Abbey might be all for the move..... she might find a shop in London that sell the top halves, poor girl she'll catch a cold on her chest at this rate!!!!...........

[Ed the Ball]

Not one for the future but would be a great foil for Austin and would defo score goals in this division

I thought this was about Crouch, not Defo haha!

[Greg1882]

Abbey might be all for the move..... she might find a shop in London that sell the top halves, poor girl she'll catch a cold on her chest at this rate!!!!...........

Horrible ain't she Dave . Dunno what he sees in her ;)

[QPRDave]

Horrible ain't she Dave . Dunno what he sees in her ;)

Dog ruff mate......got nuffin going for her!!!

[W12_Ranger]

Why not bid for the lad at Burnley Ings, might disrupt their title bid if anything

[Bigdave]

Why not bid for the lad at Burnley Ings, might disrupt their title bid if anything

Good shout but couldn't see them selling to a rival and would want silly money. But could unsettle the lad I suppose

[vanhoop]

Abbey might be all for the move..... she might find a shop in London that sell the top halves, poor girl she'll catch a cold on her chest at this rate!!!!...........

Marvellous,kin marvellous.made my Christmas that Dave

[Norths]

Good shout but couldn't see them selling to a rival and would want silly money. But could unsettle the lad I suppose

Celtic and Liverpool supposedly eyeing him up.

[Factamondo]

at least two breaches of maritime health and safety there if im not mistaken!

[Kirill]

at least two breaches of maritime health and safety there if im not mistaken!

Yes, she deserves a punishment and I definitely would ban her, slowly but firmly.

[Factamondo]

id make her walk the pole..........mine!

[jfish]

This. I don't see how Crouch is any different from the deals we all slated Hughes & TF for this time last year.

Early 30s... check
Illustrious career with medals and caps... check
High salary... check
No sell-on value... check
Not getting any better... check
Underwhelming last few years... check
Nothing left to prove... check

Scores goals - Check
Creates an option for an alternative type of play - check

[Factamondo]

does the robot..............check!

[jfish]

does the robot..............check!

Feet stick out the bed - check

[WeAreQPR12]

Never known dave to bs tbf. Bloke doesn't hog the limelight so I'd rather believe him over twitter hitman