Where's Matty?

[The Merry Ploughboy]

A) having gastric band fitted
B) sick of the over moderation
C) had that "waafer thin mint" too many and exploded
D) ate his router
E) non payment of broadband/ faulty dongle
F) been snapped up bu a cruise liner company to be on board comedian. "I'm here for the week, try the fish
G)any other suggestions?
Winning guess gets an evening with Greg and Timmy at the harvester in Ashford( middx)

[twranger]

Option C is hilarious in Python.....! Have to go for that one!

[LoftusRoadLad]

Still on the bog seat after one too many rubys

[Factamondo]

on channel 4 tomox after having the op!

[vespa]

has got stuck to the table at a Witherspoons

[WeAreQPR12]

Can we make it Chertsey merry. The amg is being modified

[The Merry Ploughboy]

Is there a social club on the trailer park Greg? Maybe a nice glass of red and some roasted hedgehog on the campfire?

[Rangers77]

He's a plastic. Disappears the moment we start conceding goals

[Stanley]

He'll be back on later. He asked me to deactivate his account last week but now wants to come back, and before anyone starts it was nothing to do with the moderation, in fact he praised us to the hilt!

[Rangers77]

Glad to hear that, Stanley.

[QPRDave]

He'll be back on later. He asked me to deactivate his account last week but now wants to come back, and before anyone starts it was nothing to do with the moderation, in fact he praised us to the hilt!

He needs to know we're like the mafia here ....only one way you can leave........well unless Kirill takes an interest in you!

[Stanley]

He's back on line now folks

[bushcelt1]

is matty marshy??

[Kevin Mcleod]

is matty marshy??

Yes he is. FACT.

[QPRDave]

He's back on line now folks

blimey his head will be as big as his belly with all this attention