How Old Are You QPR Fans

[WCE]

Need to watch out for the farters at HQ. Last league game at HQ some fella near were I was sitting kept stinking the place out, goodness knows what pub he went too before the game or what he had to eat but it wasn't nice, these people should be given a ban from football until they can prove that their guts are fit for purpose.

[MattyRangers]

Need to watch out of the farters at HQ. Last league game at HQ some fella near were I was sitting kept stinking the place out, goodness knows what pub he went too before the game or what he had to eat but it wasn't nice, these people should be given a ban from football until they can prove that their guts are fit for purpose.

I let one go at a home game a few years back sitting in A block and the fella in front of me wacked his lad and went radio rental him saying things like "I told you not to do them in the ground, they're disgusting" as the boy pleaded his innocence to no avail. Me & my pal were rolling up. True story.

[Hertford Hoop]

Used to have a smelly git in F block, moved to B block now fairly smell free nowadays

[qpr4life]

I dont mind disclosing how old I am - 25...

Supporting Rangers all my life... Visiting QPR since I was around 5.

My addiction to the hoops now is very strong I would say.

[jfish]

Used to have a smelly git in F block, moved to B block now fairly smell free nowadays

That was dreadful and made my eyes water.

[maverick69]

34.

And on the subject of farts..... I learned that past the age of 33 you should never trust a fart. Three days after my 33rd birthday I sharted the bed of my then new girlfriend. The fact that she is still with me and has accepted my offer of marriage means that she's defo a keeper......

[WCE]

34.

And on the subject of farts..... I learned that past the age of 33 you should never trust a fart. Three days after my 33rd birthday I sharted the bed of my then new girlfriend. The fact that she is still with me and has accepted my offer of marriage means that she's defo a keeper......

Did one follow the other sharting the bed and then marriage offer?

[vespa]

34.

And on the subject of farts..... I learned that past the age of 33 you should never trust a fart. Three days after my 33rd birthday I sharted the bed of my then new girlfriend. The fact that she is still with me and has accepted my offer of marriage means that she's defo a keeper......

She's a keeper eh ? Well as long she don't look like Cesar you'll be alright !

[MattyRangers]

She's a keeper eh ? Well as long she don't look like Cesar you'll be alright !

Could be worse; could look like Steve Ogrizovic. Now if I woke up next to that I reckon I'd do a shart n all.

[vespa]

Could be worse; could look like Steve Ogrizovic. Now if I woke up next to that I reckon I'd do a shart n all.

So waking up next to Cesar would be alright ? I do worry about you Matty !

[MattyRangers]

So waking up next to Cesar would be alright ? I do worry about you Matty !

They were not my words vesp! All I'm saying is that, whilst waking up next to Cesar would certainly soften me morning glory, I don't think it would shock me into sharting - whereas poor old Mr Ogrizovic certainly would. Poor sod looks as though his face has been slammed in a car door multiple times.

[abbeylands]

ouch ... 65!! Still have programmes from Cup Final, League Cup and promotion seasons - remember the likes of Bill Dodgin, Alec Stock, Division 3, promotion to division 1, finishing 2nd to Liverpool, Stan Bowles and his Europe Goals, abortive move to White City Stadium, artificial turf, and the garage owner from Hammersmith flyover who owned us for years!!

[maverick69]

She's a keeper eh ? Well as long she don't look like Cesar you'll be alright !

Haha. She's a blond. So I'm alright there. And no...... she doesn't look like Jan Stejskal either

[maverick69]

Did one follow the other sharting the bed and then marriage offer?

Lol. Not quite. But I had to sit on my hands in order not to give her a Dirty Sanchez.....

[WCE]

ouch ... 65!! Still have programmes from Cup Final, League Cup and promotion seasons - remember the likes of Bill Dodgin, Alec Stock, Division 3, promotion to division 1, finishing 2nd to Liverpool, Stan Bowles and his Europe Goals, abortive move to White City Stadium, artificial turf, and the garage owner from Hammersmith flyover who owned us for years!!

That Arthur Daley he had his fingers in so many pie's?