How Old Are You QPR Fans

[vanhoop]

I'm all for rubbing half ounce of old holbourn in me boat to take the years off bush.just need a toothpick for the stubborn pubes

[bushcelt1]

tell him to shave.....
hope your well geez.

[swede]

83 but a lot of women believe I´m 85 +. No glasses but a hooped cane.

[andythefish]

49 this Monday coming!. I believe you're only as old as the woman you feel.....she's 41!

[72bus]

49 and remember the one and only original 'Loft'.

i used to sit on top of the cafe as a boy, fond memories

[geejaybee]

super stuff gee.
44 and would pass for 10 years younger.

Thanks Bush.Forgot to mention I sold Stan Bowles house for him in Ruislip many years back.Pre-war mid terrace and you'd have no idea it was his house.If I remember correctly,2 or 3 kids were being fed in their high chairs by Mrs Bowles like a production line.Their wasn't a hint,be it photos,programmes,cups etc to suggest it was Stans house.Then a smell of after shave came wafting down the stairs and it was the man himself dressed up to the nines in a tie and camel hair coat.Next minute there was a knock on the door and it was Gerry Francis collecting Stan to take him to the dogs.Nothing changes.

[twranger]

Thanks Bush.Forgot to mention I sold Stan Bowles house for him in Ruislip many years back.Pre-war mid terrace and you'd have no idea it was his house.If I remember correctly,2 or 3 kids were being fed in their high chairs by Mrs Bowles like a production line.Their wasn't a hint,be it photos,programmes,cups etc to suggest it was Stans house.Then a smell of after shave came wafting down the stairs and it was the man himself dressed up to the nines in a tie and camel hair coat.Next minute there was a knock on the door and it was Gerry Francis collecting Stan to take him to the dogs.Nothing changes.

Great anecdote!

[Rieger]

Where did he live in ruislip?

[MattyRangers]

Did he wear trunks or briefs?

[Rieger]

Did he have any ceiling mirrors?

[Bluehoop]

Thanks Bush.Forgot to mention I sold Stan Bowles house for him in Ruislip many years back.Pre-war mid terrace and you'd have no idea it was his house.If I remember correctly,2 or 3 kids were being fed in their high chairs by Mrs Bowles like a production line.Their wasn't a hint,be it photos,programmes,cups etc to suggest it was Stans house.Then a smell of after shave came wafting down the stairs and it was the man himself dressed up to the nines in a tie and camel hair coat.Next minute there was a knock on the door and it was Gerry Francis collecting Stan to take him to the dogs.Nothing changes.

The second highlighted bit explains exactly why there was none of the first - all sold/pawned to keep Stan in funds for his daily routine

[Johnnykc]

What aftershave was he sporting?

[Bluehoop]

What colour pinafore was Mrs Bowles wearing?

[MattyRangers]

What aftershave was he sporting?

What a silly & totally innocuous question. What does that have to do with the story? Has no bearing on it whatsoever. Jeez, some people.

[Johnnykc]

What a silly & totally innocuous question. What does that have to do with the story? Has no bearing on it whatsoever. Jeez, some people.

Sorry.........I had always imagined young Stanley to favour a 'Brut' type scent and was preparing to be disappointed if he was a 'blue stratos' gent......