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  • Factamondo
    You know when you've been factamondoed!
    • Mar 2009
    • 37198

    #1

    easter cometh and like lord jesus will shall be resurrected from the dead!!!

    this morning as i was walking along a country lane to get my copy of the sun that wonderous and magical sight appeared thru the early mist veiled sunshine..........twas the great and all knowing doddinghurst cuckoo in all its resplendant morning glory......fear not the spectre of the dreaded drop young facto' he coo'd...'.but come easter wigan and the fools you will win both games by two'.............yes the great ressurection will be on and arry houdini and the boys will defy all logic!!
    you know nothing john snow!!!!
  • Norths
    CCG
    • Jan 2011
    • 13067

    #2
    Sure hope so Facto

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    • QPRDave
      The number 10
      • Mar 2009
      • 32079

      #3
      As sure as Eggs is.........er ...Easter eggs!

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      • brightonr
        Banned
        • Mar 2009
        • 10922

        #4
        Sounds like it was Ted in a costume, mate.

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        • qprted
          CCG
          • May 2010
          • 9639

          #5
          yes

          yes yes yes brighton the mod
          it was qprted dressed up like god
          all the power of northolt is ready to ignite
          and pat gilhooley will lead the fight
          but hoodini harry will make us laugh so much, we will get a stitch
          and loic and the boys will do murder on the pitch

          tony fernandes will attend these games
          he dosnt care if people call him names
          he knows as sure as eggs are eggs,6 points from the next two games is assured
          but everybody will be shocked as these performances are so closely measured
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          • WeAreQPR12
            C Club
            • Mar 2009
            • 23554

            #6
            If we survive, then I'd suggest Ted donates his big, well soiled Y fronts which they could frame in the reception area of LR to remind us of all the excitement.
            I played sunday league football today.

            Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

            I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

            We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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            • Bracknell Neil
              Bronze Seat
              • Nov 2009
              • 792

              #7
              Alas I fear the double over the fools be all we may cheer, The gap to the others too large I fear, Fret not though my fellow R's like our saviour doth Rise .. The championship will be in for a surprise, King Harry will deal and maketh good all the Hughes debacle will be forgotten.. That welsh imbeciles reign was truly quite rotten!

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              • Factamondo
                You know when you've been factamondoed!
                • Mar 2009
                • 37198

                #8
                Originally posted by Bracknell Neil
                Alas I fear the double over the fools be all we may cheer, The gap to the others too large I fear, Fret not though my fellow R's like our saviour doth Rise .. The championship will be in for a surprise, King Harry will deal and maketh good all the Hughes debacle will be forgotten.. That welsh imbeciles reign was truly quite rotten!
                brother neil you are keates/caucer n byron rolled into one....fantastic verse!
                you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                • Bracknell Neil
                  Bronze Seat
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 792

                  #9
                  Thankyou young Facto!!! Used to crack one thinking of Pam Ayres !!

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                  • Factamondo
                    You know when you've been factamondoed!
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37198

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bracknell Neil
                    Thankyou young Facto!!! Used to crack one thinking of Pam Ayres !!
                    ......and lena zavaroni in a 'opportunity knock threesome special'!
                    you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                    • NW_Hoopz
                      NO ....... I'm not Phil Mitchell
                      • May 2011
                      • 6419

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bracknell Neil
                      Alas I fear the double over the fools be all we may cheer,
                      The gap to the others too large I fear,
                      Fret not though my fellow R's like our saviour doth Rise ..
                      The championship will be in for a surprise,
                      King Harry will deal and maketh good all the Hughes debacle will be forgotten..
                      That welsh imbeciles reign was truly quite rotten!
                      Originally posted by Factamondo
                      brother neil you are keates/caucer n byron rolled into one....fantastic verse!
                      BUT he has nothing on TED for speed, 9 minutes to compose a verse and post it .............
                      "Steve, do you think 25k is a good option when there are indications that within four years, new stadiums on average have increased attendances of 60%?
                      For us that would mean around 29k."


                      QPR Richard 16-12-2013 10.08pm

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                      • acricketer
                        Platinum Seat
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 12068

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Factamondo
                        ......and lena zavaroni in a 'opportunity knock threesome special'!
                        Wasn't she 13 on Opportunity Knocks?

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                        • Factamondo
                          You know when you've been factamondoed!
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 37198

                          #13
                          well i was 12 at the time!
                          you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                          • qprted
                            CCG
                            • May 2010
                            • 9639

                            #14
                            yeah

                            nine minutes to compose a verse
                            hers one in 60 seconds lets watch wigans bubble burst
                            villa think they are out of the muck
                            but i promise you they dont realise we know how to ruck
                            30 seconds more
                            and now you must score
                            oh dear this poem comes second as its a saddening bore
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                            • OneEyedWilly
                              Silver Seat
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 1239

                              #15

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