Have a nice time in Dubai

[QPRDave]

I wish I got a free trip to an exotic destination when I screwed up at work.

Join the taleban they screw up and go on a nice trip to a quiet island.....all paid for by the Americans!!

[Timmy the Doc]

That's downsides of professional football! Now I'm glad I never became one.

[Kirill]

You do know that there is no Primark in Dubai?

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/article/TMG9240803/Fake-Primark-store-spotted-in-Dubai.html

[Hitman34]

That's downsides of professional football! Now I'm glad I never became one.

a professional football?

if i could be any ball it would be the adidas jubilani.

its fast,sexy, and bendy. everything im not!

[scuberry]

On the subject of Chernobyl - am I the only one that's abit disappointed we haven't had any super heros emerge from that part of the world yet?

You got a point Matty,we need a two headed three legged player but even then i dont think we'd score

[twranger]

a professional football?

if i could be any ball it would be the adidas jubilani.

its fast,sexy, and bendy. everything im not!

[bonheurjh]

Just ship them to north korea where if football match is lost, then players are to be dropped off to a valley of a mountain working as slaves of labour for their rest of life. The reason north korea could pulled off a nice game against Brazil in the 2010 worldcup knockouts is the key to everyhing ;)

[bonheurjh]

We need a do-or-die desperation. You lose you become hardlabour slaves(norh korea)or perhaps if you win you dont have to serve army (south korea in the olympics)

[QPRDave]

you talking to yourself?

[twranger]

you talking to yourself?

do it all the time - guarantees a sensible response....!