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[QPRWEBBIE]

Dunno mate...i haven't organised it. You in one?

No mate,but have been in matt le tiss suite many times,they really look after you well

[qblockoompah]

Where the train deal ric? Trainline?

[Factamondo]

Down in Pompey for a bird I know's birthday that weekend so its pucker for me - just shoot across in the day for the game and get right on the sauce before heading back across to Pompey for the night out.

matty when we beat pompey,last game of season in old league one, i blagged a bint that night....boiling hot may evening........she had more tattoos than popeye and two front false teeth............but a cracking bod!

[Bracknell Neil]

Facto Rangers chum of mine runs pubs in portsmuff and bints having a full set of hampsteads is as rare as hens teeth if you pardon the pun down there!! Remember quite a fit bint at last knockings empty her handbag on the bar ( amounting to about £1.20 and asking for the cheapest beverage available for her funds!

[Factamondo]

well neil this bint had the pompey badge tattoo n i half expected that loon john portsmouth to jump outta the wardrobe ringing his f ucking bell!

[Bigdave]

My mate poled a bird down there down an alleyway by a chippy one night after watching us play them. Apparently she was as rough as old boots

[Bracknell Neil]

I do a bit of djing on the side and done a night for my mate after the FA cup semi a couple of years back .. Proper proper carnage and that's just the bints!! Had an offer but didn't fancy the impending consequences that would have followed!!!

[Factamondo]

well this bint looked a bit like sarah paynes mum!

[Bigdave]

I took the kids to Isle Of Wight two years ago and went from Pompey. Got to say the town the ferry port is in is the place to go if you like a bit of clobber. Had every shop you could imagine, very pricey though

[Bigdave]

well this bint looked a bit like sarah paynes mum!

Just spat my tea out........quality

[Factamondo]

Just spat my tea out........quality

too be honest dave it brought home to me that i have had my fair share of mullers

[Bracknell Neil]

If she looked like Sarah paynes mum take it from me you had a right result!! The norm down there is a tattood Rose west on crack!!

[Bigdave]

too be honest dave it brought home to me that i have had my fair share of mullers

Aint we all fella, the rough ones were the filthiest weren't they

[Factamondo]

well i think they just appreciate it more whereas the lookers get rather blaise!!

[Bigdave]

Pulling a muller was great at the time but not when your mum is up at the crack of dawn and sees you trying to sneak her out the door. Had some looks off my old dear before as if to say 'jesus christ how could you'