I hate all this sentimentalism

[qprted]

well

well for factomondo to lose his eternal optimisim is yet another nail in our coffin
facto is a buiilder and no boffin
but by screwing the doddinghurst cuckoo clock into his computer he can see things
so lets bring in harry boy and lets see what that brings

it will be goodbye to park and swp
and sit back and enjoy the goals yippee
im sick and tired of a midfield with zero creativity

its no good playing four defencive men in the middle of the park
ive really got sick and tired of all that lark
give me two attacking full backs that can cross a ball like wingers
then lets watch hoilett and adel put in some shots that are stingers

this qpr side that we are playing at the moment is full of depression and gloom
where is the ingeniusness of wide players we just have swp ,the temple of doom
hughesy you pick the side
so put adel and hoilet out wide

[WeAreQPR12]

I can't believe some on here are agreeing with Ted.

If you went back a few years ago Ted was seriously baffled as to why ****tu wasn't a centre forward.

Listen Ted clearly watches allot of tv and reads the sun. Both sources completely overrate Harry Redknapp and make him sound like god. The way the national papers made a massive outcry for harry to be the next england manager was a complete joke and it attracted the vulnerable general public like our Ted actually believing this!

Reading this message board and seeing other fans agree with ted is starting to make me feel a little mad too and I am just waiting to be sectioned. Come on lets try and keep it real, Harry Redknapp is NOT the answer to our problems although I am losing patients for Hughes because of his erratic team selections.

[Factamondo]

sir ted of the speckled hen and racecourse is our very own socrates or darwin..........he sees what mere mortals like us dont..........scientists may have split atoms but sir ted splits sides which in my book is far more useful........discipals once followed a bearded out of work carpenter in their millions........today we follow a bathroom designer, a giant of a man in camourflage bottoms and doc martins!

[WeAreQPR12]

sir ted of the speckled hen and racecourse is our very own socrates or darwin..........he sees what mere mortals like us dont..........scientists may have split atoms but sir ted splits sides which in my book is far more useful........discipals once followed a bearded out of work carpenter in their millions........today we follow a bathroom designer, a giant of a man in camourflage bottoms and doc martins!

haha v good facto, this post needed some humor because when ted's involved and everything's serious I worry.

[WeAreQPR12]

Facto have you met Ted?

He's gone offline so I can't ask him but was he the fattish bald bloke shouting flavio we love you, constantly whilst other fans were trying to put flav in his place?

[Kirill]

Come on lets try and keep it real, Harry Redknapp is NOT the answer to our problems...

Agree 100%. He would not be the answer - he would be the last nail in the coffin.

[DeepcutHoop]

Agree 100%. He would not be the answer - he would be the last nail in the coffin.

That's how I see it too. Hiring Redknapp would be like a bizarre admission that, as a large proportion of football fans suspect, we are just a Portsmouth FC tribute band.

[rangersbitch]

Warnock would hav ehad more than 2 points by now

It's always impossible to prove that kind of contention.

[Factamondo]

Facto have you met Ted?

He's gone offline so I can't ask him but was he the fattish bald bloke shouting flavio we love you, constantly whilst other fans were trying to put flav in his place?

yes ive met ted and it was akin to two great minds meeting at the nobel awards tea for intelligence and general mentalists.....ted was heavy and yes he was my brother....he askd why my nose was mishapen and i told him my three toe to toes with andy till the northolt bomber had taken its toll over the years...we talked into the small hours and drank the speckled hen dry and even the river boat to charlton!

[GoldhawkRanger]

Lets get Pep Guardiola in

[Factamondo]

Lets get Pep Guardiola in

he aint man enough for this job!!!

[vanhoop]

Andy till was my hero,he handed me my first trophy at greenford town hall..facto you must know pat Wilson?

[Factamondo]

Andy till was my hero,he handed me my first trophy at greenford town hall..facto you must know pat Wilson?

was he northolts trainer vesps???.....andy was some fighter ...had three ding dongs with him and he came out 2-1 winner but i managed to drop him in our second encounter which i won at heathrow airport(center hotel).....we shared a few laughs lwhen he had the stall on lime grove!.top lad andy!!

[vanhoop]

Yes facto,pat trained Andy and Audrey Harrison.remember going to Birmingham to watch Andy fight a Welsh lad with pat.reg gutteridge was commentating as it was on itv.swansea boy I think ,Andy won on points.remember him fighting in France and getting stopped on cuts with the French ***** headbutt.got a pair of his shorts in the loft.who did you box for facto?

[Factamondo]

Yes facto,pat trained Andy and Audrey Harrison.remember going to Birmingham to watch Andy fight a Welsh lad with pat.reg gutteridge was commentating as it was on itv.swansea boy I think ,Andy won on points.remember him fighting in France and getting stopped on cuts with the French ***** headbutt.got a pair of his shorts in the loft.who did you box for facto?

i started off at st aidans in east acton vesps then had a couple of seasons under big phil at rugby club before moving on to repton!