Signs of a bad pub

[HammersmithR]

1. Where you have middle aged women scrapping

2. The furniture still sinks of smoke

3. No door on the khazi

4. You get offered food by some skag head who has nicked it from the local Iceland or Morrisons

5. You get some old geeza still sat at the same seat where he started from opening until closing time

[Factamondo]

you just described the bq!

[TRING-RANGER]

The albion , hammersimth road
the eagle , ladbrooke grove
the north pole
the cobden club,,
salutaions. king street
oxford and cambridge , now and then
west ken/chealsea birds nest- waterloo birds nest for a barney
the pineapple, elewphants arseole see above
Lacarno , steatham- Palais de dance {home)
moved to a posher area
the black bull ruislip
the music box hayes - bentleys west drayton - horse and barge harefield

now the black horse - tring or the bell

[TRING-RANGER]

Sorry didnt finish typing,

they are all dives as discribed by previousd posters .......................

[NW_Hoopz]

council estate boozers are notoriously premature death magnets imho......the clem atlee in fulham.......[SIZE=3]the old bill that was in greenford/hanwell [/SIZE]and the pompadours in harold hill.............remember many moons ago in a boozer think it was called 'the chopper' in wandsworth was about 20 and with a shepherds bush chap who though chelsea a life time mate to this day(hammer knows him)...anyhows they have a saturday disco full of 80's babes of the day and speed induced local chaps.....me and aforementioned mate blag the two best estate bints in there ala tommy johnson/fat mate in football factory............all hell brakes loose later and i swear we ran the 10k twice as fast as somali mo the other night!

WOW ............... that brings back memories ! We had an Alcoholic Plasterer work with us years ago who always went on the missing list once he got paid, couldn't get hold of him once in the days before mobile phones, got wind he was in the Old Bill one night so popped over. He took offence to having his drinking time interupted AND the rest of the locals took offence to having an unknown larging it in their pub

[qprted]

well

well i suppose thev white horse in sheperds bush was where i watched the last qpr home game and had a fantastic feeling to see that late goal go in

in fairness the white horse is a fantastic after match pub to all have a big sing song in

in lsleworth back in the day I liked to drink in the woodlands it used to be a nice friendly place

that george is really strange pub,i went in there once and everybody kept kissing me,

but what was the name of that other pub that was quite nice,was it the harlequin or something
it was opposite west middlesex hospital

i suppose my favourite ever qpr pub for friendlyness was the crown and sceptre,I dont know what its like now but it was a fantastic pub in its day

before a qpr game i think the brittish queen is the roughest qpr pub

[IsleworthRanger]

well i suppose thev white horse in sheperds bush was where i watched the last qpr home game and had a fantastic feeling to see that late goal go in

in fairness the white horse is a fantastic after match pub to all have a big sing song in

in lsleworth back in the day I liked to drink in the woodlands it used to be a nice friendly place

that george is really strange pub,i went in there once and everybody kept kissing me,

but what was the name of that other pub that was quite nice,was it the harlequin or something
it was opposite west middlesex hospital

i suppose my favourite ever qpr pub for friendlyness was the crown and sceptre,I dont know what its like now but it was a fantastic pub in its day

before a qpr game i think the brittish queen is the roughest qpr pub

The pub opposite the West Mid Ted use to be called The Chequers but is now called the Cinnamon Lounge and is an Indian Restaurant/Bar and is a decent place for a night out

The Harelquin use to be down by the Ivybridge Estate but sadly got knocked down about 15 years ago and that was one of the roughest and toughest pubs I have been in but still miss it

[SpankwiR]

The pub opposite the West Mid Ted use to be called The Chequers but is now called the Cinnamon Lounge and is an Indian Restaurant/Bar and is a decent place for a night out

The Harelquin use to be down by the Ivybridge Estate but sadly got knocked down about 15 years ago and that was one of the roughest and toughest pubs I have been in but still miss it

What happened to the Jolly Gardners? that used to have a few lunatics in it n all.

[IsleworthRanger]

What happened to the Jolly Gardners? that used to have a few lunatics in it n all.

Changed its name to the Triple Crown and was knocked down about 4 years ago now and was another pub I enjoyed using but hardly anyone ever used it in the end

[Bexley Hoop]

I use to use the Smuts until it closed and then the White Horse but have to wait for ages sometimes for a pint in a plastic glass so always use the Flock now which is a real gem in West London

Two absolutely cracking bints behind the ramp as well who dress like a barmaid should

Alternated between the Flock and The Green Rooms (now closed) - close to Pie n Mash. Flock always has a couple of East European crackers behind the bar, miserable as **** but nice eye candy the dribble over whilst supping beer. :=):

[TBLOCKRANGER]

Any pub with happy hour between 2 to 4 pm between Monday to Friday. (saw this on a sign outside a rough pub in Brentford).

Nice to see our taxes are being put to good use :arr:

[loneranger]

some massive plus points for me on that list. clearly compiled by the new age jester hat wearing plums that now follow england.

[qprted]

whats this pub

whats this pub in isleworth that keeps flying chelsea banners,is it run by a chelsea fan

[MattyRangers]

whats this pub in isleworth that keeps flying chelsea banners,is it run by a chelsea fan

I dont know the pub in question tbf, but I reckon that its a safe bet to say the owner is a Chelski fan if theyre flying Chelski flags Ted, yes

[Factamondo]

some massive plus points for me on that list. clearly compiled by the new age jester hat wearing plums that now follow england.

know where you are coming from lones.....i lost interest in england as the face paint n jester hat brigade came in....laughing stock now!