On the same matter of toilets in pubs a very annoying thing if you do need a pony is a lack of a seat and usually a lock as well though anyone who use to drink in the Dust Club in Harlesdon may recall the khazi did not even have a door not that it stopped some using it
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I love it when my pints half empt, sit it next to the urinal next to me and by the time I leave the bogs Ive been topped up to a full pint again. Bit warm mind, but beggars cant be choosers n all that.You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.Comment
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When I first moved to Isleworth I spent at least an hour in the George one Saturday afternoon before clocking on what it was!
Love popping down the Apprentice on a Sunday (after church of course) and then the Legion and the Working Mans expeciallly when there is football onComment
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Choice of spirits includes Apple Sours and After Shock
Offers on snakebite black
BBC News on mute with subtitles
Fridge stocked with alcopops you haven't seen in over ten years - Metz, Twos Dogs, Hooch
The choice of lager begins and ends with Carling and Carlsberg
Mixmatch of different balls on the pool table, ended with you having to use a yellow as the cue ball.Comment
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the wrong lager coming out of the tap (the princes head in battersea pour their stella out of a castlemaine tap!)
a juke box that hasnt been updated since 1996 (eg white horse)
pubs that close for lunch
pubs that have a longer wine list than beers on tap available
in fact any pub with a wine list
pubs that show football without the sound or pubs that mute the football for karaoke
any pub thats marketed as an aussie barComment
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council estate boozers are notoriously premature death magnets imho......the clem atlee in fulham.......the old bill that was in greenford/hanwell and the pompadours in harold hill.............remember many moons ago in a boozer think it was called 'the chopper' in wandsworth
was about 20 and with a shepherds bush chap who though chelsea a life time mate to this day(hammer knows him)...anyhows they have a saturday disco full of 80's babes of the day and speed induced local chaps.....me and aforementioned mate blag the two best estate bints in there ala tommy johnson/fat mate in football factory............all hell brakes loose later and i swear we ran the 10k twice as fast as somali mo the other night!
you know nothing john snow!!!!Comment
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I used to live the estate that the chopper was on, Badric Court. its called the battersea bar now and serves large portions of west indian grub, actually quite a nice boozer if you dont mind being one of the only honkys in the gaff. Used to be good when david rodigan used to play a set in there too. the fray bentos pie tins that serves as ashtrays are a classy touch too.council estate boozers are notoriously premature death magnets imho......the clem atlee in fulham.......the old bill that was in greenford/hanwell and the pompadours in harold hill.............remember many moons ago in a boozer think it was called 'the chopper' in wandsworth
was about 20 and with a shepherds bush chap who though chelsea a life time mate to this day(hammer knows him)...anyhows they have a saturday disco full of 80's babes of the day and speed induced local chaps.....me and aforementioned mate blag the two best estate bints in there ala tommy johnson/fat mate in football factory............all hell brakes loose later and i swear we ran the 10k twice as fast as somali mo the other night!Comment
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some great pubs closing down, put a pretty young barmaid behind the jump, look after the beer, sorted, not a lot to ask for really
I must away now, I can no longer tarry
This morning's tempest I have to cross
I must be guided without a stumble
Into the arms I love the mostComment

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