Memorable QPR Quotes

[jmelanie]

What is your most memorable quote by a qpr player, manager, or member of staff.

Mine is by Tommy Docharty who, when asked if he was pleased that QPR had won a game 6-0 (can't remember who is was against), he replied "Yes, but we need to score six goals because our defence is so bad we are just as likely to let in six the other end."

[alf]

Olly after Oldham 'this is a proper football club!'

[Hitman34]

Neil Warncoc.k

"Getting the sack is a fact of life in football management and I should know. I've now been fired by Burton Albion, Notts County, Plymouth Argyle, Oldham Athletic and Queen's Park Rangers,"

[QPRDave]

Can i do a quote from Fergie?... it went something like " I think they'll expect us to attack them, and i don't think we should disappoint them" Where upon QPR took 2 goal lead after 5 mins and stuffed Manchester United 4-1 at Old Trafford!!! Love it!!

[Captain Planet]

“When Gianni left QPR, the heartbeat of the club went as well" - Keith Curle

Oh dear!

[vblockranger]

"oh noes ive run out of brown envelopes" ....Gianni Paladini 2009

[qprted]

I

I THINK IN THE FOUR YEAR PLAN


BRIATORE SAID.......................................Im going to sack the coach

everybody laughed because they thought he was joking ,how can he sack dowie they thought hes only just been given the job,surely briatore is joking


but then after briatore had sacked everything that moved 6 months later people began to realise that briatore dosnt joke about sacking people

most people need to breath to stay alive but briatore needs to sack people to stay alive

if you asked briatore do you want to go on a cruise on your yatch or sack somebody,briatore will say


.....................SACK SOMEBODY AND QUICK I NEED TO DO IT RIGHT AWAY

[Captain Planet]

"Alberti will score 100 goals a season" - Gianni Paladini

[supahoopsaaa]

"he's a natural goalscorer and we're delighted to add him to the already healthy attacking options we have at our disposal"

Jim Magilton upon signing Alessandro Pellicori

[stainrodisalegend]

"things change in football" - qblock pete.

[Captain Planet]

"He's on the bus"

[Factamondo]

he's as vesatile as an egg!!!!!!!

[WestLondon LaLaLa]

"I don't see whats wrong with players celebrating by taking their tops off. Except mine their all ugly"- Ian Holloway

[jmelanie]

Nice one.

[pblockranger]

Another olly one
The way my luck is at the moment if I fell into a barrel of t i ts I'd probably come out sucking my thumb