Player with the most unkempt pubic region.

[SpankwiR]

Any ideas?

[MattyRangers]

Mr Shaun Derry would be my guess.

[coneysboots]

I would have to go for Gino. I'm sure he tripped over his pubes away at Bristol City one year!

[brightonr]

I suppose this is what happens when we allow Ted's threads to go without comment.

(Ted's threads is not a description of his pubic area either, by the way).

[winalotto]

Bob Hazel (don't ask)

[MattyRangers]

Bob Hazel (don't ask)

That'd look like a frigging microphone

[winalotto]

Baby's arm

[Johnnykc]

You haven't stated that it must be a QPR player.....so I'm going for Tevez.........I reckon he looks like a greek fisherman down there......

[SpankwiR]

There's seems to be an Argentinian theme running through this.....although I reckon Ale's quite tidy like his passing

[QPR Richard]

Jesus wept. We need some transfer news and quick. We've got a load of blokes discussing the hair on players b0ll0x !!

Sick people

[SpankwiR]

Jesus wept. We need some transfer news and quick. We've got a load of blokes discussing the hair on players b0ll0x !!

Sick people

Never heard of him? Spanish? Bound to have huge pube biff if he is.

[Gtleighsr3]

fan wise it would be Matty,reason is with that gut he aint seen them in decades.

[Johnnykc]

fan wise it would be Matty,reason is with that gut he aint seen them in decades.

Actually.....with a decent cut throat razor and some clever use of a shaving mirror there is no reason why Matty shouldn't be as smooth as an eel down yonder......

[MattyRangers]

fan wise it would be Matty,reason is with that gut he aint seen them in decades.

Thats where youre wrong my friend: a full height mirror, gaffer tape and some clippers is all I need for a tidy little pubic garden

[Gtleighsr3]

Actually.....with a decent cut throat razor and some clever use of a shaving mirror there is no reason why Matty shouldn't be as smooth as an eel down yonder......

only if he had arms like stretch armstrong