Longest you had to queue for the toilets at Loftus Road ever

[Kirill]

What is the record time?

[QPR Richard]

Anyone ever been 'hotlegged' while in the khazi?

[SpankwiR]

put it this way Ive turned one out in the urinal.

[SpankwiR]

Anyone ever been 'hotlegged' while in the khazi?

Not in the Khazi but in the pub. Not cool.

[QPR Richard]

Kirill, you started this thread, now watch it descend into the depths.

You have been warned

[cross it Dave]

Ellerslie Rd stand, the School End at half time, best part of ten minutes at times.

[MattyRangers]

Tad off topic, but worth a mention. I was waiting for a "sit down toilet" at a game a few years back (probably approx 5mins waiting time, for the sake of the thread title). Once it was vacated by a little old man, I entered and was instantly hit by a stench worse than a smack in the mouth. Upon looking around, I saw their were actually pooey hand prints up the walls and a toilet that I can only describe as worse than the one out of Trainspotting (for those of you not familiar, its worth google image searching "Trainspotting toilet").

This was in SA Road and it scarred me for a while.

[SpankwiR]

My mate who was in the marines ate a urinal cake at half time once. Made him sick as a dog and his mouth go blue.

Silly Boy we cried but oh how we laughed.

[brightonr]

Kirill,

Of all the people to start a thread about a public toilet.

[Kirill]

Kirill,

Of all the people to start a thread about a public toilet.

Oh no, I forgot about that one.
But you will shut up or I will ban you

[QPR Richard]

Spill the beans!!!!!!!

[SpankwiR]

Spill the beans!!!!!!!

I suspect thats what he done.

Dirty boy.

[MattyRangers]

This aint the old glory hole story from the weekend in Brighton (the place, not the Mod I'm hasty to add!) is it?! If so I want to hear Kirill's side of it, I dont believe for a minute he would have willingly inserted such an object where he did... And at the time of day he did!

[vanhoop]

ages in the loft,sometimes you have 6 blokes sniffing about in one cubicle.desperate times

[QPR Richard]

kirill, there seems to be a suggestion you been taking things up the bottle. Is this true???