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  • Dando
    Silver Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 1914

    #1

    Bob Malcolm

    Anyone remember Bob Malcom's famous debut? That has got to be the worst and most humorous debut ive ever seen! A completely unfit, clown of a player! I think he was subbed after about 20 minutes as far as I rememeber. Had no pace whatsoever, and was overtook by a player about 10 meters behind him, couldnt win a header, he was shocking! How times have moved on!
  • Mighty Devon White
    Apprentice
    • May 2012
    • 29

    #2
    Ahh... was that the Sheff Wed bore draw on a bitterly cold December's day?

    From the font of all knowledge.. wiki

    "As he progressed through the ranks, his talent and ability to pick out a pass led to numerous comparisons between himself and Barry Brock prior to the latter losing his hair and footballing ability in a tragic tanning accident."

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    • kron-1664
      Silver Seat
      • May 2009
      • 4403

      #3
      lets just take a moment to remember only a few short years ago we had to go for Bob, Curtis, Nygarrd, cullip

      So when we only sign , 30 plus AJ, Green and Nelson lets not be to harsh .!

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      • nuffieldranger
        Silver Seat
        • Mar 2009
        • 2202

        #4
        I remember when Peter Crouch firs appeard at loftus road, I was in the paddock when the bloke next to me said "wtf is that" and the bloke behind said F***ing ell it looks like bambi" comedy moments !!
        Dyslexic so please don't feel the need to correct my spelling mistakes as I really don't give a **** and before you say use spell checker if it is spelt right / wright but not in context spell check is useless

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        • The Godfather
          Silver Seat
          • Mar 2009
          • 2367

          #5
          Haha who could forget that abysmal debut? Comedy gold - oh and the player who overtook Bob Malcolm on the wing was Leon Clarke!

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          • LBLOCK
            CCG
            • Aug 2009
            • 1435

            #6
            That was never a bore draw we battered em 0-0 and Scott Sinclair ripped Sheffield Weds to pieces that day

            We were in a box that day and it got very messy
            I need some time in the sunshine, I gotta slow it right down.

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            • Ginger Ninja
              W12 Seat
              • Jan 2010
              • 17458

              #7
              Bob Malcolm, Alessandro Pellicori and John Curtis. 3 of the worst players to ever pull on the shirt.
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              • MattyRangers
                Slimmer of The Year
                • Jun 2011
                • 24914

                #8
                Most humeorus debut I can remember was $hittu away at Peterborough midweek. Not sure if I was the only 1, but I didnt have a clue we had even signed anybody and we arrived at the ground to see this man mountain warming up! IIRC, he got sent off in that game. Could have also sworn he had "Smith" on the back of his shirt?!
                You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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                • Kevin Mcleod
                  Referee
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 17322

                  #9
                  Take a look at Bob Malcolm (@Bobmalcolm12): https://twitter.com/Bobmalcolm12?s=09


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                  • Greg1882
                    Silver Seat
                    • May 2012
                    • 4704

                    #10
                    Originally posted by nuffieldranger
                    I remember when Peter Crouch firs appeard at loftus road, I was in the paddock when the bloke next to me said "wtf is that" and the bloke behind said F***ing ell it looks like bambi" comedy moments !!
                    I remember people screaming “freak” in very high pitched monty Python style voices at I think Wimbledon away. Was genuinely hilarious

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                    • wewillbeback
                      Bronze Seat
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 447

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dando
                      Anyone remember Bob Malcom's famous debut? That has got to be the worst and most humorous debut ive ever seen! A completely unfit, clown of a player! I think he was subbed after about 20 minutes as far as I rememeber. Had no pace whatsoever, and was overtook by a player about 10 meters behind him, couldnt win a header, he was shocking! How times have moved on!
                      Funny how Gigli di Canio actually coached and organised the worst back 4 I'd seen to something that resembled a defence

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                      • easthertsr
                        Silver Seat
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 1028

                        #12
                        Malcolmio!!!!!!!!!

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                        • 72bus
                          Gold Seat
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 9519

                          #13
                          Originally posted by nuffieldranger
                          I remember when Peter Crouch firs appeard at loftus road, I was in the paddock when the bloke next to me said "wtf is that" and the bloke behind said F***ing ell it looks like bambi" comedy moments !!
                          i remember gillingham away we went by train and came home in a scaffold lorry , crouch was up front , the gills slaughtered us but we came away with a 1 nil win , think we were relegated that season , also had the awful chris kiwonya playing up front for us

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                          • Fraggy
                            Administrator
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 9727

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 72bus
                            i remember gillingham away we went by train and came home in a scaffold lorry , crouch was up front , the gills slaughtered us but we came away with a 1 nil win , think we were relegated that season , also had the awful chris kiwonya playing up front for us
                            Got a bit confused; thought for a moment that Crouch was up front in the scaffold lorry; step away from the rizla
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                            • 72bus
                              Gold Seat
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 9519

                              #15
                              it does read a bit like that frags

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