What Headlines would you like end of next season

[SANDERSON8]

Briatore and Ecclestone gutted

[QPRWEBBIE]

"Djibril Cisse beats Sergio Ageuro to Premier League golden boot despite him receiving 8 red cards in crazy season that sees Fulham relegated with a record low points total and John Terry's career ended by a knee high Joey Barton tackle for which he has since received an OBE for".

I read papers with very long headlines.

Matty secures back to back Slimmer of the year awards as Rangers cruise into europa league

[brightonr]

John Terry's ashes to be scattered at Stamford Bridge

[TRING-RANGER]

John Terry's ashes to be scattered at Stamford Bridge

[DelTrotter]

Paddy Kenny sniffs John Terry's ashes

[maccatwo]

Terry get 20 match ban soon afterwards he hits out and was sent to prison for 5 years

[dave58]

The one I would most like to see is QPR edge Chelsea out of Champs League. but being realistic is "After a fine season with QPR proving all the pundits wrong they've eased there way into the Europa cup playing good attractive football remaining unbeaten at home"

[Jack4QPR]

Cheryl Cole devastated after WATRB's poster Jack4QPR releases their sex-tape.

[MattyRangers]

Cheryl Cole devastated after WATRB's poster Jack4QPR releases their sex-tape.

Following on from this I can see a: "Worlds premature ejaculation record broken as young lad shoots load before getting within 4 foot of Cheryl Cole... And its caught on tape!" headline

[winalotto]

Transfer deadline day signing Lionel Messi , brakes goal scoring prem league record for QPR

[bhujio]

J Terry has been screwing cheryl cole for 3 years with ashley cole's blessing and only reaveled to the press after Terry was found guilty of racially abusing Ferdinand

[qblockpete]

Lineker saying on Match Of The Day

"Now for the last game on the programme with both clubs safe and pretty pointless match its Liverpool V QPR"

[themodfather]

only headline i want is...john terry's prison sentence, extended after appeals fail!!!

[andythefish]

Chelsea to enter administration,after Abramovich decides to quit and give all his money to charity

[W12hoops]

Samba Diakite agrees Barcelona deal after helping QPR to a successful 8th spot finnish.