"Doing a JT"

[geejaybee]

Several tweets mentioned in The Mail this morning about "doing a JT".

Including...

1) Donning a full chefs outfit to carve the meat,after the missus has spent 3 hours cooking it.

2) Geoff Shreeves has told JT he won't be allowed to lift the Wimbledon trophy if Andy Murray wins it.

3) Breaking news: Chelsea parade cancelled after JT tried to wrestle the bus driver out of his seat.

etc etc.

Any more you can think of ?

[Kirill]

JT disguises himself as the Olympic torch to be carried across England.

[blue and white]

john terry banned from the queens jubilee after trying to wear the crown

[Kirill]

john terry banned from the queens jubilee after trying to wear the crown

He don't need no crown, he is a queen already:

[Bluehoop]

He's just been told he cannot go into the delivery suite to witness the birth of his latest love child.
Expectant mother Whoopi Goldberg is said to be devastated

[maverick69]

Several tweets mentioned in The Mail this morning about "doing a JT".

Including...

1) Donning a full chefs outfit to carve the meat,after the missus has spent 3 hours cooking it.

2) Geoff Shreeves has told JT he won't be allowed to lift the Wimbledon trophy if Andy Murray wins it.

3) Breaking news: Chelsea parade cancelled after JT tried to wrestle the bus driver out of his seat.

etc etc.

Any more you can think of ?

4) Telling people that you've given a considerable sum to charity when all you've done is stick a penny in the pot up at the bar.....

[Dave]

[Dave]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4329149/Modest-John-Terrys-photo-album-Internet-fake-photos-of-Chelsea-skippers-special-day-to-remember.html

[silvercue]

Some cricketer already tweeted - "looking forward to seeing Terry lift the ashes next year!"

haha

[80sCasual]

Several tweets mentioned in The Mail this morning about "doing a JT".

Including...

1) Donning a full chefs outfit to carve the meat,after the missus has spent 3 hours cooking it.

2) Geoff Shreeves has told JT he won't be allowed to lift the Wimbledon trophy if Andy Murray wins it.

3) Breaking news: Chelsea parade cancelled after JT tried to wrestle the bus driver out of his seat.

etc etc.

Any more you can think of ?

Apparently JT was due to be just outside Manchester on Survival Sunday ready to get in on either of the Champs parades but couldn't get out of the ****s last game at home to Blackburn, he kept insisting he be substituted but Di Matteo was having none of it.
Imagine the joy when he heard their was injury time being played at the ethiad, if he could have made it he would have.

[Loneranger80]

John Terry is going to his daughter's sports day this week. He's wearing his full PE kit in case she wins.

[Sleeping Giants]

Several tweets mentioned in The Mail this morning about "doing a JT".

Including...

1) Donning a full chefs outfit to carve the meat,after the missus has spent 3 hours cooking it.

2) Geoff Shreeves has told JT he won't be allowed to lift the Wimbledon trophy if Andy Murray wins it.

3) Breaking news: Chelsea parade cancelled after JT tried to wrestle the bus driver out of his seat.

etc etc.


Any more you can think of ?

Did he really need his shin pads though?

[superhoop67]

Did he really need his shin pads though?

back of the seats in front are quite sharp